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internally screams till i fall asleep and do it all over again.

[🌙 @zaaruto]

if you see me leave the unit at 10AM after knowing i had a CRT and a combative patient why would you even try to ask me if i took a break when we’re all maxed out? The answer is NO.

[gabitha. @igabitha]

you’re afraid to face the truth of the situation because it would require you to make a drastic change and you are terrified of change so instead you decide to stay put and suffer because at least then you have a false sense
of control and safety.

[🌙 @zaaruto]

the only people i’ll accept arrogance from are cardiothoracic surgeons. you better believe you’re the best if you’re gonna crack open a chest bro

[🌙 @zaaruto]

been trying to get my car plates for a week or so now and the dealership keeps giving me vague/unhelpful reasons as to why it hasn’t happened. it took ONE DAY of my dad and uncles full asian dad wrath and all of a sudden the paperwork’s been submitted and it’s coming tomorrow 🙄

[🌙 @zaaruto]

me: i keep having dreams where i die
also me: *listens to true crime podcasts to fall asleep*

[🌙 @zaaruto]

if only some patients knew that sometimes when u keep getting different nurses every single shift it’s cause u suck as a patient and we need a break from u

[🌙 @zaaruto]

bruh, the OCD goes into overdrive at work. even when i’m home i’m irritated/anxious i “missed” something 🥲

[🌙 @zaaruto]

when he calls u a million times bc u have work and he knows alarms don’t work on u <3 lmao

[🌙 @zaaruto]

so excited to not wear masks at work cause i have to yaaaay

[🌙 @zaaruto]

hmmm.. now i understand why after a 12 hour shift with rude ass patients coming home to a messy house my mom would be pissed

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

how fucked up is this: some Texas dipshit was firing his AR-15 into the air and his neighbors asked him to please stop and so he shot them all dead on the spot. four adults. one child. what the fuck. this is why the rest of the world thinks we've lost our fucking minds

[🌙 @zaaruto]

i just had one of the best massages of my life. i think my soul left, took a lil break, then came back.

[🌙 @zaaruto]

organized my phone, computer, work bag and room. i feel so put together 🤪

[🌙 @zaaruto]

last year everyone’s feed was Cancún, this year it’s Europe 🤔

[🌙 @zaaruto]

not the hospital putting “Zoe and Zarah are two different people” on the staffing notes because they keep switching us back and forth and giving us each others freaking patients.

[🌙 @zaaruto]

On my first year as an RN, time a doctor said a patients urine had TNT white blood cells so my dumbass said oh cause it was an explosive infection? and he was like … TNT means too numerous to count.

I WANTED TO KMS. so embarrassing.

[🌙 @zaaruto]

i miss caleb so much :( can’t wait to see him running around in snow

[🌙 @zaaruto]

actual charge nurse notes

19 - hot mess
15 - sketchy
17 - about to go to heaven

🥴

[🌙 @zaaruto]

not me and 3 other nurses literally on our hands and knees bleaching the floor cause a patient shit all over and made a poop trail to the bathroom 🤦🏻‍♀️

[🌙 @zaaruto]

when you try all night to get a urine sample and right when you get one the doctor dc’d the order. 🙃🔪