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[zaayed @zaayedf]

We’ve got this new vaccine called NoVaxin. It’s easily available across the country. You go to any center, they’ll reply, “Sir we have NoVaxin”.

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

Manchester United fans turn on players once Carrick down tunnel. 👏

[zaayed @zaayedf]

@TheFergusonWay Kick the ball and InshaAllah

[zaayed @zaayedf]

Carrick is getting sacked in the morning, isn’t he?

[CNN International @cnni]

Indian police boarded a plane on Saturday to detain the founder of a surging youth-led political movement as he landed in the capital New Delhi for a planned protest.

Abhijeet Dipke was detained along with other leaders of the Cockroach Janta Party, according to the group. https://t.co/y7WCIbPB3D

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

Thanks for teaching today’s youngsters many of the same lessons, Modiji!

[मुंबई पोलीस Mumbai Police @MumbaiPolice]

Permission has been denied because Mumbai Police is not empowered to grant permission for any gathering at Shivaji Park in accordance with the judgement of Hon. High Court in PIL 116/2009 dated 04/01/2013 and subsequent order of Government of Maharashtra dated 20/01/16. It has been explained to applicant Mr. Ajinkya Shinde and he has also been advised to look for alternate venues in Mumbai City for the protest and ask for permission, which will be considered in an appropriate manner.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

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[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Manchester United fans watch and learn, we will teach you how to beat Brighton with ease

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Just said on NBC that the VAR has told them that Fernandez did not try to play the ball, which is absolutely mental!

[zaayed @zaayedf]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Eknath Shinde went to London and returned with a “leadership award.” But Deputy CM @mieknathshinde
and @smitaprakash’s ANI conveniently buried who was handing it out:
'The World Leadership Forum' registered as a company only in 2024, was founded by BJP karyakarta Nichiket Laxmikant Joshi.
'The India–UK European Business Forum' is headed by BJP supporter Vijay Goel.
BJP linked organisers honour a NDA leader, and Pro BJP propaganda News agency ANI packages it as independent global recognition. This is nothing but Propaganda disguised as News.

[zaayed @zaayedf]

PR has begun

[Zeeshan Sayed @SayedZeesh]

Frimpong is an exceptional footballer. He's a mix of Vidic and Beckham.

Crosses like Vidic. Defends like Beckham.

[zaayed @zaayedf]

@Utd1Optimist Diego Maradalot

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

We wait 🔜🏆

[zaayed @zaayedf]

Very cute of you to assume a man who doesn’t speak on issues in his own country speak about a former PM of another country, let alone Pakistan!

[Raju Parulekar @rajuparulekar]

Sachin Tendulkar’s name is conspicuously absent from all the lists.

[zaayed @zaayedf]

😭😭😭😭

[Mumbai Traffic Police @MTPHereToHelp]

रस्त्यावरील खड्ड्यांमुळे दक्षिणेकडील वाकोला पुलावर जाणारी वाहतूक संथ गतीने सुरू आहे.
Traffic Movement Is Slow on Vakola Bridge South Bound Due To Road Potholes.
#MTPTrafficUpdate

[zaayed @zaayedf]

@shibani_mufc One defeat is all it’s taken. 🤦‍♂️

[zaayed @zaayedf]

@shibani_mufc He’s been the best player….for Hull