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[zaayed @zaayedf]

We’ve got this new vaccine called NoVaxin. It’s easily available across the country. You go to any center, they’ll reply, “Sir we have NoVaxin”.

[zaayed @zaayedf]

@AmazonHelp I have gone through this entire process before. But it’s been cumbersome with no outcome. Just passing the parcel. The whole experience has been diabolical.

[zaayed @zaayedf]

#Amazon is running a return scam that is becoming far too common. First they’ll send you pillar to post on calls, transferring from one department to another. From junior level to senior level. All in vain tho. Nearly a month, still no return; and ofc no refund too. @amazonIN

[zaayed @zaayedf]

So wholesome, indeed

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

maybe next year

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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[Ashley Young @youngy18]

“It’s hard to believe it’s not Scholes, it’s Carrick You Know“ ONLY RIGHT AS WELL 👹

[zaayed @zaayedf]

How can I speak to @amazonIN customer support. I tried to return a furniture item I purchased from them, but it was delivered in damaged condition. Trying to get it replaced but it’s not confirming any date or time with me. @amazon @AmazonHelp

[John O Sullivan @Corballyred]

We are 5 points clear already having played Arsenal, Newcastle and Everton.

And Isak and Wirtz haven't even got going yet.

At this rate we will have the Premier League won by January 😁

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"I used to dream of times like this"

Kobbie Mainoo is feeling blessed after scoring the winner against Liverpool ❤️

[Herschelle Gibbs @hershybru]

Been years since I’ve spoken about @ManUtd .. we’ve definitely turned the corner though 👏👏

[zaayed @zaayedf]

The second jab 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🧎🏾 @Luchoresi]

2 jabs in a minute 😭

[zaayed @zaayedf]

Yes, call me plastic. I make bottles for Arsenal.

#MUFC

[Kevin Pietersen🦏 @KP24]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
STAY HUMBLE, ARSENAL
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[zaayed @zaayedf]

@WelBeast At this stage you need a pint more than a point.

[zaayed @zaayedf]

How has Gabriel not been sent off there???

[zaayed @zaayedf]

@BPCLimited

[zaayed @zaayedf]

Today is the 5th day since I booked my LPG cylinder. Yet no delivery. Called the distributor, answers after like 50 calls. Anyone care to help?

@HardeepSPuri

[zaayed @zaayedf]

What sort of service is this? Is it even safe anymore with the drivers through @Uber , especially when you have a 4 month old baby with you.

[zaayed @zaayedf]

wife booked @Uber , short distance ride as she had our toddler with her, the driver firstly arrived late. Wife waited before getting back indoors. When he eventually arrived, he’s threatening to cancel ride as it’s “short distance” as wife was taking a couple of mins to get down

[Eric Kyama @erickyama5]

I am suing @Arsenal football club for emotional distress, among other offences. This kind of performance is unacceptable!

Cc: @BBCSport @cnnsport @DailyMail @guardian @DhakabaKigongo @AllanDarren @dailytelegraph @DailyMonitor @newvisionwire @piersmorgan @m8arteta @DavidLumansi