Zac Bentley

[Zac Bentley @zac_bentley]

That's it. We've reached peak hackernews. Y'all can go home now. @webshitweekly

[Zac Bentley @zac_bentley]

@webshitweekly Erratum: "that decades of aggressively insisting".

[Zac Bentley @zac_bentley]

@mmancuso2013 https://t.co/bzWgEMX9WT

[Zac Bentley @zac_bentley]

@webshitweekly Erratum: s/scheme on how scoop/scheme on how to scoop/

[Authentic Wm. Gibson @AuthenticWmGibs]

This is still my favorite joke about the administration. https://t.co/Gth863185I

[Zac Bentley @zac_bentley]

@mmancuso2013 "pig hoggs" yes good

[Marissa Miller @Marissa__Miller]

adulthood is emailing "sorry for the delayed response!" back and forth until one of you dies

[Zac Bentley @zac_bentley]

...and neither #ikwilhelpen nor #JeSuisCharlie have shit on the massive racist fuckfest that was #PrayforLebanon. tl;dr stop blowing ppl up.

[Zac Bentley @zac_bentley]

And wtf was #JeSuisCharlie? That was fucked; people ate their own goddamned tails about that shit because "maybe controversial cartoons".

[Zac Bentley @zac_bentley]

#ikwilhelpen motherfuckers, obv. The fact that we're getting 50% of our updates on this shit means that the media has failed us absolutely.

[Zac Bentley @zac_bentley]

@mmachenry Sounds like when I renewed my license and was sent a new DL for a previous tenant at my house. Their DB is keyed by address. A+!

[Zac Bentley @zac_bentley]

@kelli4D nope, and I somehow doubt I'll use it much. I talk way to verbaciously for bastard haiku length limits to be enjoyable

[Zac Bentley @zac_bentley]

@RafaelBaptista5 sure thing; figured it was finally time to get a twitter