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[Russell “Lebron” Jordan @RJordan25pc]

Liked the ig story. Now all she has to do is reach out to me and plan a date

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

They need a category between INCEL and Chad.

Dudes who can’t get laid at will but every 2-3 months something does show up due to a mixture of luck, tenacity and locking in.

[tom crisp @tomjc09]

ever since i was a little boy it has been my dream to be soft-launched on a beautiful woman's instagram story

[zacc @zaccfn]

@bunbury_exe ur in nyc? i’ll take it

[zacc @zaccfn]

@notwhydeegee2 how did he think that would help his lies 😂😂 why would any nfl player post that their teammates viewed their story lmao

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

CTE’s true problem isn’t among NFL players but regular people who have it from playing as kids/during high school. nobody is ever gonna test them for it or realize that’s what’s wrong with them and there’s way more of them

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

NYC Incels be like I haven’t had sex in three weeks 😔

[zacc @zaccfn]

@PanasonicDX4500 most of the north east doesn’t really care about college football. mainly the poverty states that have nothing else that obsess over it

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

There’s nothing like walking into the bodega, grabbing an iced cafecito, chopping it up with everyone behind the counter + appreciating the dude who’s blasting “Oye Como Va” through his backpack speaker.

In this small moment, nothing else matters. Today is a good day.

[zacc @zaccfn]

@NBAPaint1 he’s the best player in franchise history, played there for a decade and won a championship. if he wants to go back they will take him

[andrianaシ @BOTTEGAHOENETA]

leopard print collar + stripped shirt is absolutely genius combo in my books (tom ford fw26)

[wristcel @_wristcel]

Ideal girlfriend in 2026:

-Makes 6 figs to fund my lifestyle
-5'3-5'9
-Pretty feet
-bi-sexual
-A-political (will adopt my views overtime)
-Laugh at my jokes even if she didn't find it funny
-Pretty feet
-Barefoot inside
-Willing to do roleplay
-Posts on twitter
-Pretty feet

[zacc @zaccfn]

@Cade_Onder i know someone who worked for rockstar and was doing early work on the game as far back as 2018

[zacc @zaccfn]

@hearingvoicees i’m 135 and wear a medium these fat boys need to give it up

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker on MAGA: “We don’t live in the same world with these people any longer. They live in an alternative reality. They’re insane. I’m sick and tired of acting like we are currently living in the same plane of existence as half the fucking country’s voters. We do not. They think Donald Trump is a Jesus Christlike figure. What the fuck can you say about that? Donald Trump literally goes on television every day and is like you need to eat shit and die and you deserve less you fucking philistines and people go yes sir, you’re right sir, I love you sir, you are a Christlike figure”

[Jone @windbreakergod]

It’s okay to eat 3500 cals a day and to have a small dick and dress like shit

[drew @ImNotOwned]

Guy who gained weight in Europe because I’m not a sedentary fat ass in America

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

‘Yeah I’m kind of just collecting unemployment from the state and playing video games right now. Just seeing where it goes from here’