Zac Felts

I tell strangers jokes.
I tell myself it's going well.

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

"Sir, the cereal is bland and unfulfilling, what should we name it?"

"Life."

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@ComicMitchJones Dangit, Mitch, I want to believe

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@BobWulff Love being able to connect my phone to my headphones and listen to my own music and game sounds simultaneously

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@EvanVanWormer1 @ExpeditionAudi @bidenthighjob His neighbor even offered to pay. Dude was just a broke-brain libertarian (redundant) who wanted a reason to go on a rampage against gubment

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@charpiecomedy Hell yeah

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@mbpup So, I'm 36 and more of a metal/punk loving white boy, so probably out of touch, that doesn't know who this is (not hating), but, as a fan of hers, what about Kim Petras?

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@Neightryder @hansisplaylist Wondered how long I'd need to scroll to see Dying Wish. Glad this was the first reply

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@VipelyRS @crosse_ramirez @esjesjesj @OlyaKarLott Being happy with your partner boggles their mind

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@NoahGarfinkel @mchinegirl Lol holy shit, I saved yours YEARS ago and just happened to be looking through my saves today and laughed at it again, only to see this pop up and immediately feel annoyed

[brendan murphy @brendan905]

maybe elon and phil anselmo were drinking white wine backstage idk

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@lordsteele "30min too long" and "sick mustache" were literally my two main takeaways, so I was glad to see the sentiment echoed

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@lordsteele Robert Eggers loves making movies 30min too long, but the 'stache did admittedly absolute rule

[Brandon @LostInSunnySide]

Crowd killing doesn’t exist, it’s a myth by Big Push Pit™️ to prevent hardcore kids from having fun at shows.

[Discog. Discourse @Discog_Pod]

Stray From The Path entering the studio after the election

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@Skimask95 Glad I'm not the only one whose brain immediately went there

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@itsdeaann I fully did the Leonardo Dicaprio in OUATIH meme when I saw you pop up on screen. Great work

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@BowTiedYukon 20 reps?! You mean cardio

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@MoistBoy64 @come_on_you_ape @Discog_Pod @metalkickz1 Dude also has the SS bolts tattooed on his chest

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@budbuddyguy @KeepThatLnOpen He's been wearing various ridiculous wigs for a few years now and it rules

[Zac Felts @zacfelts]

@TERM1NALPREPP1E @EvanInka Lookin cool, stayin cool