Zach Roach

Dude, I'm just an asshole. #LeJackass Art, Action, Liberty.

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

@BowesChay Total War tends to have a lot of them on every side.

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

The guys at her production company certainly were.

[captain brian @quebecween]

were dudes in the 1930s jacking it to betty boop or what?

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

On Planet Bullshit

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

Mediocre ass people that couldn’t handle the reality that their little Jimmy and Susie were just plain average

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hot take: Millennials didn’t invent participation trophies. Boomers did. Those trophies weren’t for the kids, they were for the parents.

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

Those are rookie numbers. Y’all need democracy manifest.

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

Now to be the citizens our founding fathers warned governments about.

[Ricky Zaccaglino @RickyTheGuido]

This is the government our founding fathers warned us about.

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

I can tell this is fake because his wife wouldn’t be smiling like that if he was still alive.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Sen. Mitch McConnell’s office releases a photo of him in the hospital.

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

Ding Dong the Mitch is dead

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

The mechanisms are being placed

[MascMillennial @MascMillennial]

If you think Flock cameras aren’t a big deal, imagine Covid lockdown tyranny with flock cameras on every block.

They aren’t being installed to lower crime in bad neighborhoods. It’s so the next time they try to force you to stay home they have an excuse to lock dissidents away.

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

Private equity, man.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Trump told you he’d run America like a business.

He is.

It’s called asset stripping. You go in, sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, & walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag.

Venture capitalist politics.

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

Normally when I say I just talked to someone that’s brain dead, I’m using it as a metaphor.

[ABC News @ABC]

Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell has had phone conversations with several Republican leaders as he remains hospitalized, spokespeople for the lawmakers told ABC News on Tuesday. https://t.co/n532UmT88a

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

She could be in the remake of ‘The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas’

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

@jeremyct Couldn’t even get grandad’s tools. Such a fucking shame.

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

@EthanLevins2 It says paid partnership at the bottom of two of these

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

@Iraqveteran8888 I do like that last bit

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

Shit like this has gotta be part of the reason that Frankie Valli is still doing shows at the age of 127

[Third @thirdmetax]

Bobby Lee reveals he doesn’t know how much money he makes or how much he has

“I have a money guy, and when I first signed him 15 years ago I go I don’t wanna know how much money I have, I don’t wanna live in a world where I’m always looking at my bank account worried.”

“Because if the number’s really low I’ll just be depressed and I’ll start panicking, I go I need to do more, but if you don’t know then you just kind of, I just live my life”

“I don’t know what I pay for my mortgage, I don’t know what I pay for my car, I don’t know what insurance costs, I don’t know what my light utility, cause I don’t know anything, all that’s taken care of, every bill, I don’t even know where to go to do it”

“I asked my money guy I go how long can I not work until I run out of money, and he goes a long long time, so you can go a long long time without working and you’ll be fine, so just as long as I know that I’m fine”

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

@kaliE2026 @DaBassdrop @VladTheInflator Cause they couldn’t get a good resell on all of the shoes?

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

The biggest issue with eliminating property tax is that it pays for schools, and our nation is barely literate and poorly educated as is.

Just keep in mind that all those kids are gonna grow up to be in your way in traffic one day lol

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

Looks at social media*

Huh, they might be on to something with this one.

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: CIA’s MKUltra mind control program may still be active and conducting experiments on Americans, according to testimony before the House Oversight Committee.

[Zach Roach @zach_roach]

The Bolshevik Revolution is what formed the Soviet Union. No shit they massacred hella peasants and opps during the takeover.