shrek

[shrek @zach_schreck]

tequila mockingbird

[shrek @zach_schreck]

woke up pist and now i found out all my drafts disappeared :/

[shrek @zach_schreck]

spoopy

[shrek @zach_schreck]

moms spaghetti knees weak moms spaghetti theres spaghetti on his shirt already moms spaghetti

[shrek @zach_schreck]

old dude at work said put salsa in your spaghetti. mild or picante

[shrek @zach_schreck]

Ight just shorted GME. what now???

[ScHoolboy Q @ScHoolboyQ]

If tHe police don’t start smoking tHese weirdos ima get Hot

[shrek @zach_schreck]

I am actively trying to box Mitch McConnell

[shrek @zach_schreck]

“Make AMERIKKKA Great Again”

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

Tonight in DC. ...Tell me how this is not like Berlin in 1935. Really. Somebody tell me.

[shrek @zach_schreck]

REMYyy booys yaaAAAaaaa

[shrek @zach_schreck]

I am a white man!

[shrek @zach_schreck]

I won a BET award!

[shrek @zach_schreck]

I am a millionaire!

[shrek @zach_schreck]

speak that shit into existence

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I won the Election!

[shrek @zach_schreck]

how much horse power does a moose have?

[shrek @zach_schreck]

tay k had a crunch time remix n no one let me kno :(

[shrek @zach_schreck]

glad i never got a wentz jersy bc i would’ve burnt it by now

[shrek @zach_schreck]

What's happening? Pt.3 pt.3

[shrek @zach_schreck]

What's happening?

[shrek @zach_schreck]

you’d think the first thing they teach you when you join the navy is how to fight a shark without shooting at it

[YP @YoungPageviews]

Imagine going into somethings habitat and then shooting it a million times for being near you. Not for food or sport, just to kill it. Feels very avoidable 🤷🏻‍♂️