Zach

[Zach @zachattack060]

how is the voice on season 25, was i cryogenically frozen for 17 years

[Zach @zachattack060]

they crucified the poptart on live television

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

you think the nativity guys ever hung out again. having beers like haha remember when we saw that baby

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

You're a cold one, Mr. Beer

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth

Me: I’m da king of da highway

[Zach @zachattack060]

telling people to “have a good two”

[Zach @zachattack060]

why does the dentist come in and tap on my teeth like they’re a xylophone

[Zach @zachattack060]

kinda miss doing algebra, solving for x is like nerd treasure

[Zach @zachattack060]

having a gender reveal party for the Highway i adopted

[Zach @zachattack060]

Having my wedding in virtual reality at my Farmville

[Zach @zachattack060]

hoping my jury duty next month is season 2

[Zach @zachattack060]

Liver King 2024

[Zach @zachattack060]

happy new music Friday to those that celebrate

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Today, 3/14, is a very special day to mathematicians because 3 + 1 = 4.

[Zach @zachattack060]

Lost in the oceanic beauty of your eyes like I'm dj khaled on a jet ski

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: [wondering if i she can tell i lied about my job]

the woman cutting my hair: ocean king sounds stressful

me: it can be

[Zach @zachattack060]

i haven't seen the titanic yet, but it feels too late to watch it, that ship has sailed

[Rusty Featherstone @rustyfeathers]

Red wine makes me want to text her a GIF

[Zach @zachattack060]

dry January, I'm cutting out everything but water and elixirs