Zach Balch

I collect spores, molds and fungus.

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

@MusicBefore “Endless Love” in Happy Gilmore is my all-time fav.

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

@mynameisrene I have literally never done this.

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

Total banger of a track in this week's Song of the Week from Level 77 Music .

This whole album is top shelf for Sports, and of course comes with instrumental versions.

#musiclicensing #synclicensing #hiphop #advertising https://t.co/eqidRvhHIQ

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

1) Björk is more fabulous than ever.
2) This is the best album website I've ever seen. To Ben's point, her artistry is so deliberate, but she is so gracious to share the spotlight and to educate viewers on what some of the creatives are bringing to the p…https://t.co/aa82dQLqxq

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

In retrospection of my 15 years in the music industry, I have always felt to be riding a pendulum from being and artist and facilitating artists. But today, I don't imagine myself swinging back and forth; I imagine myself as part of the mechanism that kee…https://t.co/wA3M7U9UGi

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

@SQSupport Nah let’s just talk here. You respond to this but nothing else. Can you tell me why my account was deleted without clarification and why I can’t get my money out @Square?

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

@Square closed my account with no explanation and now I can’t access my money. I also can’t get ahold of anyone to help me.

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

Hey @Target: put security guards in every store that walk around and enforce mask wearing. Otherwise I’ll continue to think you care less about my safety than avoiding confrontation.

[Jesse Hawila @JesseWFAA]

The Sunday afternoon forecast for Sally continues to show landfall of a category 1 Hurricane in southeast Louisiana. Up to 11' storm surge, 15" of rain and 80+ MPH winds are expected to bring big problems in this area. #wfaaweather

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

“I’ll pray for you” is the nicest way to say “I will literally do nothing for you.”

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

Sometimes she says things out loud to me, sometimes I get on twitter and find out she’s being hilarious without me.

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

@KarynaMicaela Oh lort

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

I guess this happened. And it’s been pretty great. Ready for the audience again, though, @Trevornoah.

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

Hey @Trevornoah. Please do the exact same show but with no audience or laugh track. Just curious how it lands. Probably be awesome too.

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

Staying up late to watch Rambo III because this is America, dammit.

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

I love when I’m alone at night and I can finally let my belly out.

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

Hey @HBO where the hell is The Land Before Time IX?

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

“Joe Dirt” is an 11% on @RottenTomatoes.

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

Everyone from back home: I am listening to jamesmcmurtryofficial sing “Levelland” at photosfromthekessler and he’s just not wrong. @ The Kessler https://t.co/eE0GT2TMU1

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

Hey @iTunes please stop autoplaying when I download an MP3 or wav file and when I plug my phone into my car.

[Zach Balch @zachbalch]

Gonna boy next door the hell out of Taste… https://t.co/1SKcAKTWPJ