Zach Ebb and Flow

Emotion, Loving, Laughing, Singing

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

Just listened to my husband push back against the rest of our HOA board by arguing that people shouldn't be forced to keep their yards "weed" (wild violet) free because wild violet is native here and better for local pollinators, and shouldn't people be allowed to prioritize the local ecosystem instead of resale value, in case you were wondering how we keep the spark alive after 22 years of marriage

(He joined the HOA board mostly to fight. All HOA boards need someone on them who hates HOAs)

[diegoꕤ @moonlightborae]

oh this video made me cry literally 😭

[ؘ @HitsAndCharts]

Variety rates 'petal' 92/100

'Petal is not an easy or obvious career move — it’s probably the biggest musical departure of her career, but it’s also her most musically and lyrically accomplished album. […] Eight albums into her discography, Ariana Grande continues to surprise.'

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

tonight as my bf & i drove up to a party I said “i hope someone at this party has read the exact same Stephen King book i’m reading right now because i need to talk about it” (the stand) and then someone i was talking to brought it up UNPROMPTED. pure adrenaline

[spice boy 🍯🐆 @PeachieBottoms]

i was at a bar last night and waiting in line for the bathroom with this elderly lady and i let her go first and said "go piss girl" and she said "thank you I really needed to hear that" lmaoo

imma think about her for the rest of my life

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that spending five days a week working a 9 to 5 until I’m 60 just so I can finally “enjoy life” for a few years at the end is one of the worst deals we’ve ever been told to accept.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Elon’s daughter Vivian absolutely decimated him oh my days

[Zach Ebb and Flow @zachebb]

@TheCineprism I laughed so loud during the scene where the van got pulled over that my friends told me to quiet 😂😂😂

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

20 years ago today, 'Little Miss Sunshine' was released, and lives were changed.

[Brian Rowe @mrbrianrowe]

One of my favorite Oscar nominations ever: Abigail Breslin in Little Miss Sunshine

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hot take: People DO NOT actually want to become millionaires. They want to stop checking their bank account before buying groceries.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is the only use I will be accepting for meta glasses from now on

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Keke Palmer will receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame next year.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell has taken more medical leave than most mothers in America get for maternity leave.

[𝔻𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟 @PadraigPiers]

Alright, 8 likes. Clearly the demand is there.

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

When I'm tired of seeing AI images that make me feel nothing, I look at how Michelangelo made the right hand of David out of marble.

[shimmy neutron @destinyblairesq]

My team got me this plaque commemorating my first trial win 🥲

[brie @notreallyrealfr]

"this is my baby, her name is nicole" why don't they make trade like this anymore...

[AARON @lidolmix]

this still has me in stitches like you couldn’t do a retake??😭😭