Zach Midas

Too old to be a famous rapper, too young to transition to lounge singer.

[Zach Midas @zachmidas]

@CJ_Bitcoin @Strategy Raise cash. Don't spend it. Keeping a couple billion in cash may be a drag on the gains, but so is what has happened the past few weeks.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[Walker⚡️ @WalkerAmerica]

Men 250 years ago: “I’ve been drinking Madeira wine, ale, rum, and hard cider since I weened off my mother’s tit. Water? Never touched the poison. On the morrow, I shall overthrow the most powerful empire in the history of the world.

Men today: “I drank a glass of wine and it ruined my life. I couldn’t even podcast. My bracelet told me I was dying.”

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

I don’t know who needs to hear this tonight but: be brave, courageous and go without fear knowing God goes before you in all things.

[Maria Made in Cosmos ✨ @made_in_cosmos]

everyone should have two therapists, a man who tells you to grow up and get your shit together, and a woman who tells you to love yourself the way you are. Ideally they should be married to each other since at least 9 months before you were born

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

This is how humans sound questioning the nature of God

[🇺🇸Lionel🇺🇸 @LionelMedia]

“The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins.” ― Søren Kierkegaard

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

THE WRATH OF THE AWAKENED SAXON
by Rudyard Kipling

It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.

[TheÐogeGlory @GloryDoge]

Earth, Wind and Ozzy sounds way better than it should 🎶

[Zach Midas @zachmidas]

@barnes_law Ah, yes. Citing works of fiction to advocate for social policies. A time honored 20th century tradition.

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Just imagining a high stakes game of Uno in Vegas. With Michael Jordan. And the wild look in his yellow eyes when I tell him to draw four

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Had a great time, thanks

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

Living in a democracy feels like being on the Titanic where everyone can see the iceberg coming and yet we still need to take a vote from every passenger to decide whether to avoid it or not

[Nuke Raley @BaseballAdvice]

RIP George Wendt 🍻

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Someone tweeted “no one would be upset if Kanye had released a song called Heil Satan,” and I can’t stop thinking about that.

[Zach Midas @zachmidas]

@IanCrossland At this point, anyone who is not jordan peterson is a psychopath

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

This is 100% accurate…

[Zach Midas @zachmidas]

@PeterSchiff It's a shoepocalypse