Zach Myrow

💿 @Anomaly. Bots welcome, people preferred.

[Zach Myrow @zachmyrow]

If anyone needs me I’ll be out back working on the standardization of tupperware sizes

[Zach Myrow @zachmyrow]

@jimkwik hamentashen

[Zach Myrow @zachmyrow]

Okay @seikowatches hear me out. Use the 5 Shield as a date window. #watches

[Zach Myrow @zachmyrow]

Excited to learn about all the horrible human rights issues with cobalt mining so I can rationalize getting another gas powered car with a stick and clutch. 😀😢 fack. https://t.co/JoABhkh3VI

[Zach Myrow @zachmyrow]

@Annaleen @adrs M

[Zach Myrow @zachmyrow]

Pretty damn stoked for this one. Super fun to create, and love having a brand willing to say things I can proudly stand behind.

[Expedia @Expedia]

Did you like our commercial? 🤩🎬 We may be biased, but we'd call it grand prize worthy... Follow along as we #TravelTheAds throughout the game and be sure to stick around for the 4th quarter for our grand prize giveaway!

[Expedia @Expedia]

Starting now! Don’t just watch the ads, #TravelTheAds. Quote RT our tweets relating to ads during the game with #TravelTheAds for a chance to win your own travel experience inspired by them. Because experiences are more valuable than stuff. https://t.co/ZwEzszFblG #Sweepstakes

[Zach Myrow @zachmyrow]

This is just a decent ad for target. https://t.co/swNxq1YBU0

[Zach Myrow @zachmyrow]

@lanewinfield Omg such a Cancer-Leo cusp thing to say

[Tony Bolognavich @TonyBolognavich]

WHO NEEDS @JimmyJohns NEW WRAPS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE INSTANT SALAD ?!?!?

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

shameful.

[Zach Myrow @zachmyrow]

@Doritos 3D

[Sean Murray @NoMansSky]

never in my 3 days of trading have I ever seen anything like this

[Dogecoin Rise 🌎🚀🌕 @DogecoinRise]

If You Own #dogecoin Hit That Retweet. Let’s Get It To .50¢

[Zach Myrow @zachmyrow]

Wtf Joe Biden gonna do to these supplies?! @nytimes

[Jenna Livingston @JLiv]

But her emails...

[Zach Myrow @zachmyrow]

@JLiv This sounds like an ideal marriage

[Zach Myrow @zachmyrow]

Larry...

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

The end of this tiktok is maybe the hardest I've ever laughed

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Dude. You lost.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Pence regularly rolls over his time. Need to enforce rules.