Zach Paez

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

If a bedsheet died, what would its ghost look like?

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

Barbie is funny. I didn’t see the movie. I just started playing with Barbies.

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

@dallas_mc @Nicholas_McCann And you.

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

Spoilers: Mario does a ground pound and shatters his coccyx

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

@LILmookieB Songify this

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

I did a lot of research and reading for this one. I know you're thinking, "Ew, gross. Reading is for nerds." But I tried to make sure this story was the right balance of silly and authentic.

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

I wrote tonight's episode of Victor and Valentino "A Simpler Life: Ayohuih Nemilitzli" Unfortunately my name was left out by mistake. #VictorAndValentino #CartoonNetwork

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

The Victor and Valentino finale is now on Cartoon Network! Watch it on cable if you're old. Watch it on the app if you have your parent's password. #VictorAndValentino #CartoonNetwork

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

I just went to a movie at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery and then got buried after. So convenient!

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

Uh, yeah it did

#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

@debbywolfe Your dad’s bald. He can’t help it

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

Look at those graphics!! That is the most photorealistic logo I’ve ever seen. My jaw is on the floor. #PS5

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

I always DVR Game of Thrones and watch it the next day so I can fast-forward through the commercials

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

Justin Bieber is now the Six Flags guy

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

@jhhoustonii Thanks! My mom didn't believe me when I told her that the hours I spent playing the game on Super Nintendo was research.

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

I guess it really was his last Christmas

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

Street Fighter is airing on ESPN right now for the first time ever. Also happening for the first time ever, Zach Paez is watching ESPN.

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

If you love this hotel so much, why don't you Marriott?

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

@dallas_mc @SeanTODonnell @MPDavis @joechandler I knew I saw Alan Cumming at the Quentin Crisp!

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

MLK and I both love sleeping.

[Zach Paez @zachpaez]

My favorite line in The Imitation Game is “STOP COPYING ME!!”