Zach Ulanday

yes chef

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

if you live in houston and go less than 75 in the left lane, we have beef

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

that moment when you pee and it’s crystal glass clear 👌

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

@LeftyTravis I WAS AT THIS GAME

[TravisT @LeftyTravis]

Throwback to 6 years ago yesterday when Alex Bregman and the Astros walked off the A's in bizarre fashion.
#Relentless

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

@braedenburd absolutely not. this has now become an indirect threat

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

the koreans have utensils figured out.

long spoon + chopsticks >>>>

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

houston really didn’t want me to get my superpowers today and i will forever resent it because of that

[porter robinson @porterrobinson]

The album is done.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

the texas secondary played exactly how i thought they’d play tonight

[Barstool Longhorn @UTBarstool]

Checkmate bitches

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

all i want for 2024 is for Texas to win the natty is that too much to ask

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

all FSU is proving this game is that the CFP was right and that they have no depth to their roster

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

this is exactly why FSU isn’t in the CFP

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@TopGCapital alan

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

@pulte $zachulanday

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

@pulte i’m a struggling student who could really use the cash right now! just trying to buy food

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

@HornSports he’s good trust. take him to the locker room for 5 minutes and he’ll be back out in no time

[Zach Ulanday @zachulanday]

this washington run game is ELITE

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

TEXAS‼️🤘

#HookEm