Zach

play it twice a day seven days a week

[Zach @zachwhite]

Anyone who doesn’t call for the president to resign is complicit with and an advocate for rape, pedophilia, fraud, and racism. Fuck you.

[Zach @zachwhite]

Saxophones getting louder for the Spurs.

[Zach @zachwhite]

@the_moral_abc Gloria…absolute dime.

[Zach @zachwhite]

@theronaldbrown The sign is related to our state government and the draconian laws they pass re: craft beer. Among other things.

[Zach @zachwhite]

@UHUpdates Dicks in Katy was busy yesterday. Don’t know what I was thinking going in there.

[Zach @zachwhite]

@K1LABUSH @Bestofsopranos 🤣

[Zach @zachwhite]

@KevOnStage Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer -Mark Twain

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

YORDAN ALVAREZ NOW LEADS THE AMERICAN LEAGUE IN ALL TRIPLE CROWN STATS

[Zach @zachwhite]

@roywoodjr Real text from my homeboy this week.

[Zach @zachwhite]

@PaladinCrowe @crycartband Propaghandi predicted this in How To Clean Everything.

[Zach @zachwhite]

@lyndonbajohnson I’ve got a good Grimes County story, technically two, but I’ll save it for the morning. This old dog is tired.

[Zach @zachwhite]

Strongest twitter account of the decade.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Zach @zachwhite]

@hthieblot https://t.co/NuzffUUmED iykyk

[Zach @zachwhite]

@atrupar @Oprah care to comment?

[Zach @zachwhite]

@HunterBiden @Joze12 Drag these idiots, HB!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Zach @zachwhite]

@X_bonecollector @Papi_PyR0 @Mericamemed Open beta this weekend.

[Zach @zachwhite]

@Papi_PyR0 @Mericamemed Yes. Matter of fact I’m gonna hop on now.

[Zach @zachwhite]

@ETGEACOLLEGE Gotta check the archive but I might still have this.

[Zach @zachwhite]

@El_Xico99 @jrcastillo I ran track against boys from Donna in the early 2000’s and let me tell you, them shorts dudes could step.