littlefoot

cat dad

[Derrico Henrio (Noah Kahan Superhater) @derrico_henrio]

Europoors seeing that we’ve started to care enough about soccer to start bribing FIFA

[littlefoot @zachychan11]

@MrBeast 2 million Pennie’s

[Thechek182 @thechek182]

BREAKING: Confirmed source HAMMER TIME (INK) shows that a league employee representing the sports books stopped Dylan Harper from returning to todays game, a game which lead to a MASSIVE profit for the book as 98% (give or take) of parlays with Jalen Williams and Dylan Harper busted.

[Jebediah @itsJebediah]

BREAKING

Carlie Irsay is rumored to have offered a package to Iran to end the war.

[AA ⚡️ @AAStack]

Me realizing that the Epstein files were so bad, they started WW3 and faked another moon mission.

[littlefoot @zachychan11]

Where are the 15,000 satellites that currently orbit earth in the new picture?? @NASA

[NASA @NASA]

1972 ➡️2026
Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Mt. Everest guides accused of “poisoning” climbers to trigger helicopter rescues as part of an insurance scam.

The guides have allegedly been lacing hikers' food and pressuring them into taking expensive rescue helicopter evacuations.

"Guides with the trekking agencies allegedly poisoned tourists by putting baking soda in their food to trigger severe gastrointestinal distress that mimicked altitude sickness or food poisoning," the New York Post reports.

Operators would allegedly then forge medical documents and flight documents to charge international travel insurers.

According to police, the groups have received $19.69 million in insurance payouts.

Police in Nepal have charged 32 individuals for organized crime and fraud, including trekking company owners, helicopter operators, and hospital executives.

[NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners @NCAABuzzerBters]

His team: *Somehow makes a miracle shot to send them to the Final Four*

Dan Hurley to the refs for no reason:

[Karl Townes Van Zandt @Karl_Townes]

Otega Oweh

[Jay Morrison @ByJayMorrison]

Where does this rank in great moments in Cincinnati TV history?

[SAUCE GARDNER @iamSauceGardner]

yeah that's crazy... in order for the Ravens to get past this, they must send Trey Hendrickson & Maxx Crosby to the Indianapolis Colts while also paying their salaries.

[littlefoot @zachychan11]

@SmartInSimple1 @AdamSchefter More of a tier 2 starter

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

This courtside camera angle of Lu Dort setting a screen 😳😳😳

[littlefoot @zachychan11]

@JeffXmemes Lmaoooo

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

ONG, that scene slapped.

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

-Life of a millenial
-Recession at the age of graduation
-Pandemic at the age of independence
-AI layoffs at the age of career growth
-Housing crisis at the age of home ownership

[Ryan 🐏 @ryanknowsports]

Mfs will look at this and tell you with a straight face that New England’s gonna win next week, let’s be serious 😭😭

[autist @litteralyme0]

The average lifespan is 77.
Middle age isn't 50,
it's 38.