Bern has a quirky summer tradition: instead of driving home, some locals jump into the Aare River after work, pack their clothes in waterproof bags, and float with the current all the way home
I love how unreachable I am to my colleagues on weekends. From 6pm Friday to 8am Monday, even if everything burns to the ground, I cannot be reached. Too busy indulging in all the vices that help me tolerate them for 5 days straight. No one is ruining that for me.