Z A C K

Vest weather enthusiast || DogDad || Nonprofiteer || @okcthunder fan || @OKCU Alum|| He/Him

[Z A C K @zack__trav]

*at a restaurant, when someone begins choking*

His wife: “PLEASE HE’S NOT BREATHING SOMEONE CALL HIM A DOCTOR”

Me: *raises hand hesitantly*

“YES WHAT, WHAT IS IT??”

Me: “...He’s a doctor”

*choking guy finger guns, winks, and dies*

[Z A C K @zack__trav]

ThE THuNdEr are BorInG

[Thunder Film Room @ThunderFilmRoom]

Showtime Shai.

The best player in the world.

[Z A C K @zack__trav]

@DownToDunk What Christmas cookie is each player and why?

[Z A C K @zack__trav]

@DownToDunk Fun fact: the Thunder’s active win streak is as much or more than 21 other teams’ win totals.

If they win tonight and the Celtics beat the Raptors it will be as much or more than every team in the Eastern Conference except Detroit (26 total across the league)

[Z A C K @zack__trav]

@DownToDunk If each Thunder player were a holiday treat, which would they be and why? E.g Egg Nog, Pillsbury santa cookies, etc.

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@DownToDunk @AndrewKSchlecht Could Ajay Mitchell conceivably start in enough games to make him ineligible for 6MOTY?

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Please refrain from squishing these spotted lantern flies

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

I’m cackling

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@DownToDunk Are there any DTDers out there who’d want to make a fantasy league??

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[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Oh, come on. You didn't even know James Madison owned a crystal flute a week ago. https://t.co/cKeSVJlUPF

[Dan @Brohamulet]

"Minute rice" is redundant. All rice is minute. That's why so many can fit in a bowl.

[Phil BuildTheFutureNow 🇺🇸🦅🌲💙 @PhilSustainable]

Taxpayers give this $40/day spot away for free.

There’s 3 million parking spots in NYC, if $10/spot/day was paid that’s $30 Million a day, or $10 Billion a year.

NYC taxpayers give $10 Billion in parking to drivers every year

[Z A C K @zack__trav]

When someone says the same joke you made but louder https://t.co/tbl1uJ2FDz

[🔥 🏠 with a Y 🏠 🔥 @wyntermitchell]

Currently feeling real dumb for how hard I laughed at this

[Z A C K @zack__trav]

@DownToDunk can confirm $1 pizza is virtually gone in Manhattan, only one I can think of is 2 Bros Pizza.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog came into the house.

”Toad,” said Frog, “your pants and jacket are lying on the floor.”

“Tomorrow,” said Toad from under the covers.

“Your kitchen sink is filled with dirty dishes,” said Frog.

“Tomorrow,” said Toad.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

my friends and all our dads listening to the laser tag employee give the instructions:

[Z A C K @zack__trav]

“Don’t put all your eggs in one basket”
you’re telling me if I went over to your house right now I’d find multiple baskets, all with between 1 and 11 eggs??

[UHealth BikeSafe @iBikeSafe]

It's not a War on Cars.
It's the creation of options.

[billy @billyinohio]

the prophecy has been fulfilled