Zack Burrows

Instagram : Zack_burro

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Studies have found that acknowledging the awkwardness of an awkward silence is the fastest way to diffuse it.

[Liam Fray @What_Liam_Said]

I'm really not that far away,
I could be there in a day.
I wonder if you live there still,
Kinda think you always will.

X

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@Mafuh Hahahaha fuck off...Do they have a calming effect on your aura ¿¿¿

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@Clay_Ricky @XXL @Ky7e_H @shaunroscoe Thats how you blaze 1 zoot never mind 2...#6DragPass

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

PRETEND you're in a multi storey car park by simply driving round in circles with a piece of paper in your mouth.
(via @mrnickharvey)

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Lego movie,thia ina box and tissues shoved up my nose..'Haterz' form an orderly que x

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@Clay_Ricky can you smell gas ?

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@adamkearey spoiled brat x

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Unintentional pun of the week @MENnewsdesk

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@Clay_Ricky @shaunroscoe Good girl. Did she take it down to the base ? Is it on Pornhub yet ?

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@shaunroscoe BangBros or Brazzers ?

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@adamkearey Do you want a job ? X

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Panini Meltdown https://t.co/Q2GDtATus3

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'My fitness pal' isn't happy with me in the slightest

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@Iamasausage7 @CM_Manc @liamgallagher Thats why I love you,best prank of all time "will you read my script mate" ??

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@CM_Manc @liamgallagher whoever put washing up liquid in his kettle and mayo in his shoes is a hero of mine #DiscoBall

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@CM_Manc @liamgallagher CITY...UNITED !!!

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Just seen @WHP_Mcr is back at Store St..Might have to get a flight from Oz for that @Frandogmillion @Clay_Ricky @Ky7e_H @adamkearey #3rdArch

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@CM_Manc @liamgallagher what an ugly bunch