Zack Chatterton

Disciple of Jesus, Husband to @mrstarachatt, #GirlDad to E and e, M.Div, Bar Manager, Dodgers, Whisky, 3rd Gen 4Runner.

[Zack Chatterton @zack_chatterton]

STEINER MATH

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

They say all countries are created equal.

But then you look at the United States of America, and then you look at everybody else and you know that statement ain’t true.

See, every country’s got a 50/50 chance of being the greatest at best.

But America’s not every country.

You take that 50% chance, add 250 years of freedom, multiply it by the strongest military on Earth, multiply that by millions of hard-working Americans, then add the Stars and Stripes and one bald eagle.

Now everybody else looks at that equation and they KNOW they can’t compete.

So everybody else’s 50% chance drastically goes down.

And America’s chance of being the greatest country on Earth goes up to 141 2/3%!

The numbers don’t lie. And they spell disaster for anyone who thinks they can compete with the United States of America!

Happy 250th Birthday, America! 🇺🇸

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

[Zack Chatterton @zack_chatterton]

@stephenaltrogge It is wild to think we once paid to hear our phone ring…mine has been on silent for at least a decade at this point

[Zack Chatterton @zack_chatterton]

This. There’s nothing I miss less than all the superficial stuff done for Holy Week that would just leave me and my fellow leaders completely drained by the time Resurrection Sunday arrived.

[Southern Seminary @SBTS]

Buzzer beater or easy win?

SBTS Madness Giveaway Matchup:
• 40 Questions about Roman Catholicism by Greg R. Allison — @KregelAcademic
• Invitation to Evangelism by Timothy K. Beougher— @KregelAcademic

To enter: Repost this tweet.

Want a shot at the full Faculty Library giveaway? Go to https://t.co/WM8fUcW2Xm

[Southern Seminary @SBTS]

The pressure is on. Make your call.

SBTS Madness Giveaway Matchup:
• 1 Corinthians Commentary by Thomas R. Schreiner — @ivpacademic
• Between Worlds by Eric C. Smith — @lsupress

To enter: Repost this tweet.

Want a shot at the full Faculty Library giveaway? Go to https://t.co/4dEhoWfo5d

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Spread that Christmas cheer! 🎄🎅🏻🎁☃️ #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas

[Zack Chatterton @zack_chatterton]

Han will shoot first again!

[IGN @IGN]

The original version of the 1977 Star Wars will return to theaters on February 19, 2027, for the film's 50th anniversary.

For more info: https://t.co/QUp9clLLaI

[Chad Moriyama @ChadMoriyama]

George Springer Postseason Slash

With Signs: .327/.405/.682/1.087

Without Signs: .246/.319/.466/.785

Probably just the wind.

[Zack Chatterton @zack_chatterton]

Back to back champs, 3x in five years…still pissed about the Astros cheating. Springer is lucky he didn’t eat a fastball in his stupid face.

[🏆🏆BACK TO BACK WS Champion Jabari Emmerich🏆🏆 @LAtahncritic]

George Springer, 8 years later when he didn’t know what pitch was coming:

[🏆🏆BACK TO BACK WS Champion Jabari Emmerich🏆🏆 @LAtahncritic]

George Springer, 8 years later when he didn’t know what pitch was coming:

[Zack Chatterton @zack_chatterton]

Goodbye @ClaytonKersh22. Thanks for all the memories.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

ON REPEAT, CHAMPS. #WORLDSERIES

[Zack Chatterton @zack_chatterton]

The @mlb has changed rules in order to speed up the pace of the game, and then decided to do a….Jonas Bros concert in the middle of game 2 of the World Series?

[Sun Devil Football @ASUFootball]

FEELING DEVILISH IN TEMPE 🔱

DOWN GOES NO.7 TEXAS TECH!

[Zack Chatterton @zack_chatterton]

@RubenGallego We don’t agree on a lot of politics. But this I respect senator!

[Zack Chatterton @zack_chatterton]

🔱⬆️ LETS GOOOO ASU! #asufootball #sundevils What a win over a top 10 team, first since 2016.

[L. David Fairchild @David_Fairchild]

As one of those elders at the time (a lead pastor for the West Seattle campus), I can say with 100% accuracy, this isn't true. His version of the story has morphed considerably over the years. When bullies are confronted, they tend to make themselves victims.

I wish no ill-will on the man, but he's being dishonest and he knows it.

[Jared C. Wilson @jaredcwilson]

Re-platformimg Driscoll, who is basically a cartoon at this point, is obviously stupid, but it makes total sense for the new attractionalism where the biblical qualifications for eldership are seen as quaint and impractical.

[Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite]

It’s 2025, and people are still falling for Mark Driscoll’s grift.