Zack Weber

I like reading scholarly articles, drinking hoppy beer, running far, and listening to angry rock music. PhD in epidemiology from @osupublichealth.

[Zack Weber @zack_weber]

I’ll write my next paper as a televangelist:
“The Lord Jesus Christ blessed us with a sample of 1473 adults. By the grace of God we had an attrition rate of only 35%. We will pray for those 516 poor souls that God may forgive them for turning their backs on us.”
#academicWriting

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@DegenerateTBone I’m probably the only Bees fan in central Ohio, so the watch party is in my living room…

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@foxone subscribed specifically for the multiview for the last group stage matches of the World Cup and you can’t even get that right. So frustrating

[Zack Weber @zack_weber]

@brimackay15 Was Kubo’s red from a second yellow? I thought he earned a straight red for a dogso foul? It’s a moot point and would be sent off regardless but just curious

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@buckeyedinapoli @_Pat_Murphy Such a stone cold take. Habroune and Picard were menaces last night. Hope they continue on Saturday.

[Zack Weber @zack_weber]

@crewshiesty @_felipinhof99 They were exhausted. A deep run in champions cup while balancing league play and then winning leagues cup. Mentally and physically just did not have much left. You could see it in their decision making and drop off in matches. Such an amazing team too, should have repeated.

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Cincinnati is Black and Yellow. ⚫️🟡😮‍💨

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@thecrewrhino @FisherTyler__ @HartleyIan_ @Crew96Times Herrera in the back 3 and not at wing back? He’s got more pace than Ruvalcaba, I feel like those two will be switched

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@thecrewrhino Charlotte away 😅😅😅 nothing weird ever happens there 😅😅😅 no never 😅😅😅

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@chrislamacchia @LukeShigeo Maybe that’s why they left the 3 stars off because that would be eerily close to the 3 stars on the steeler helmet?

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@Upper90ClubPod Hate saying this but crew lose 0-2. Prove me wrong lads!

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@Upper90ClubPod @ColumbusCrew Thanks autocorrect

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@Upper90ClubPod @ColumbusCrew 1-0 crew won

[Zack Weber @zack_weber]

@FisherTyler__ Always

[Zack Weber @zack_weber]

@GrantMiller40 @benwright @MassiveReport Agreed. I think we brought in Lassi so max could get back to his natural role up top. Dejuan takes over at left wing back

[Zack Weber @zack_weber]

@buckeyedinapoli Just don’t go look at @tombogert latest then 😭

[Zack Weber @zack_weber]

@NutmegSoccerCo I expected 2 things to happen: 1) give Cucho a raise and 2) go find a young-ish CM to play alongside Nagbe. Neither have happened but in Issa we trust!

[Zack Weber @zack_weber]

@wseabrook @tabuteauS KLP is a 22 year old winger playing fullback and just shut down one of the world’s best. Absolute kudos to him. So impressed with him this campaign.

[Zack Weber @zack_weber]

@ChrisDoran18 7 matches in 31 days…woof

[Zack Weber @zack_weber]

@bfcgpg Hang it in the Louvre.

[Zack Weber @zack_weber]

@tombogert I feel like this is the same Orlando story line for the past 3 years…