Christopher J.Z. Guerin

aspiring curmudgeon (getting pretty fucking good at it); canem amans; devout atheist; round earth aficionado; pro-science. currently living the Orwellian dream.

[Christopher J.Z. Guerin @zackofoz]

@anita1956 @lynnv378 it’s (partially) a trick question: squares are (technically) also rectangles. 🤓

[Christopher J.Z. Guerin @zackofoz]

@leftyjennyc see now...i always assumed you were lefty “jenny c”. lefty “jen nyc” never even occurred to me.

[Christopher J.Z. Guerin @zackofoz]

@notcapnamerica geez what a douche.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

BREAKING: Speaker Nancy Pelosi and House Democrats have introduced a resolution revoking Donald Trump’s national emergency declaration to build the wall.

RETWEET if you support Speaker Pelosi as she opposes Trump’s racist border wall!

[Christopher J.Z. Guerin @zackofoz]

@JosephNSanberg @Marc_Perrone ...and the other 16%??

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@lynnv378 ohhhh...i see the 18 now. 👍

[Christopher J.Z. Guerin @zackofoz]

@lynnv378 sorry...16.

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@lynnv378 14

[Christopher J.Z. Guerin @zackofoz]

@nypost that’s gonna deflate his balls...

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Championship style.

RT to enter to win a #Patriots #SuperBowl Champs @NewEraCap.

#PatsHatFriday rules: https://t.co/IfPr4jU7GJ

[Christopher J.Z. Guerin @zackofoz]

@nycsouthpaw @durindal Cannibal Run, starring Burnt Reynolds

[Christopher J.Z. Guerin @zackofoz]

@nypost vicuña matata...

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@TheObamanista primed with three whiskeys until the beverage service starts.

[Christopher J.Z. Guerin @zackofoz]

@psychdr100 just watched “Mars” on NF, which highlighted Spacex. it’s very good.

[Christopher J.Z. Guerin @zackofoz]

@Cirincione “A robot: may not injure a human...or, thru inaction, allow [one] to come to harm; must obey orders given it by humans...except where such orders would conflict with the 1st Law; must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the 1st or 2nd Law.”

[Christopher J.Z. Guerin @zackofoz]

@leftyjennyc 16/19 😕

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@MrAlexBurgess @notcapnamerica i can’t wait to watch this national treasure kick our national emergency’s ass.

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@MensHealthMag no fucking shit.