Zac Sax

Creative and other such stuff.

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

Maybe some people really do just want to give you delicious candy in the back of their van.

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

@jturnerdds Feels like a big way to say you never heard of Guidepoint

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

Check this out!!! @GrametGizmo @WhyAreYouToby @sap_fir @ninerealms_cap @chi4jesus2 @Olamat65 @DCOT15 @KatschePlatz @blockchainmemez @Ozoveheoz @crypt0zk @JakeSconyers @AngryLadieSquad @JJJJunon_ @NFTJsco

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

I don't think #Trumpisgoingtoprison . Like, at all.
BUT.
if he IS, I want you all to know I'll be throwing the biggest fuck-#Trump party ever. We're gonna pop Perrier and we're gonna have a pinata we're going all night. And you're all invited.
So, I hope to see you all then.

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

#WinonaRyder and #ChristianSlater are the practice round. I want to see #Paulyshore as a compassionate Dad whose Daughter is meant for greater things and as he lays dying, looks up, choking on his final breath, and starts his last words to her with a heartbreaking ‘Hey. Buddy.’

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

Anyone else concerned that Gen-Z is the end of the alphabet.

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

@thejb_stan Talyor died of dysentary.

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

@mehdirhasan Pretty sure he's just being smug and sarcastic because everyone listening knows McConnell is a jack off.

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

A #reversemortgage is a great way of saying 'I love my children, but I love banks even more'

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

Live Laugh Love is just Veni Vidi Vici in Karen.

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

Well, he was praying for the end of time after all... #MeatLoafRIP

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

Whenever I drink I get undressed for bed like a burlesque performer- it takes me 30 minutes to take off my gloves and then I end up leaving half my clothes still on.

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

Men love to act like they weren't just an errant chromosome away from being a whole different gender.

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

The same people who honestly believe the election was stolen and that Covid is a liberal hoax also still believe it's still the same Avril who wrote Skater Boi.

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

Super stoked to order this awesome product from Sofamania! Becca Classic Velvet Nailhead Trim Sleeper Sofa - Purple https://t.co/ogea7jfaF1

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

Actual footage of me waiting for #gameofthronesseason7

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

If you're 36 and you want to get high, you can just eat a lot of #funions

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

@Chapinc Hey old friend, not sure if you saw this, but thought you might enjoy.

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

This Holiday Season, give your parents the gift of blocking their Fox News with their parental controls #outfoxtheholidays

[Zac Sax @zacsax]

@smerconish @realDonaldTrump @CNN @cnni The media! That's why we're asking people everywhere to block their parent's Fox News this holiday season with Parental Controls #outfoxtheholidays