I don't think #Trumpisgoingtoprison . Like, at all.
BUT.
if he IS, I want you all to know I'll be throwing the biggest fuck-#Trump party ever. We're gonna pop Perrier and we're gonna have a pinata we're going all night. And you're all invited.
So, I hope to see you all then.
#WinonaRyder and #ChristianSlater are the practice round. I want to see #Paulyshore as a compassionate Dad whose Daughter is meant for greater things and as he lays dying, looks up, choking on his final breath, and starts his last words to her with a heartbreaking ‘Hey. Buddy.’
Whenever I drink I get undressed for bed like a burlesque performer- it takes me 30 minutes to take off my gloves and then I end up leaving half my clothes still on.
The same people who honestly believe the election was stolen and that Covid is a liberal hoax also still believe it's still the same Avril who wrote Skater Boi.