Zac Coffey

Actor. Writer. Comedian. Has a dog. Likes vegetables. Painter. Model Citizen. Part-Time Rapper and Cheese Enthusiast.

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

Well there were twelve too many babies on that flight

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Bimini #DragRaceUK @biminibabes

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

@Jim_Jordan You are gaslighting the American people. Being against white supremacy, antisemitism, and literal treason is NOT cancel culture.

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

Hi hello this is your daily reminder that being against white supremacy, antisemitism, and literal treason is *NOT* cancel culture.

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On top of everything else let us not forget this is a building literally made of stairs and these dumb idiots are climbing walls to live out their Rambo cosplay fantasies #dcprotest #MAGATERRORISTS

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FAKE PATRIOTS. UN-AMERICAN FAKE PATRIOTS.

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

Wait but in all seriousness, who is @rickyschroder13?

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

It’s so weird that there’s so much distrust and confusion surrounding an election that the president spent months creating distrust and confusion around.

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

I believe the phrase is #YOUREFIRED

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If after everything he has put this country through you support tr*mp, you have NO room to preach unity, kindness, togetherness, etc. Your positivity is as toxic and shallow as your fake patriotism, and your empty words mean less than nothing. #ElectionResults2020 #DonaldTrump

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

Make the American President a President for all Americans again. #Election2020 #VoteHimOut #America #JoeBiden

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As an American, I feel so deeply hurt that the president only speaks to and for his base. This is not how it should be. @JoeBiden is going to be a President for all Americans, because that is what America needs. Let’s make it happen. #voteresponsibly #joebiden #election2020

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Could everyone PLEASE stop sharing this video of Michael Lofthouse? He’s the founder & CEO of Solid8, a tech company based in San Francisco. If it goes viral it could hurt Michael Lofthouse and Solid8, his company. Let’s all be nice to Michael Lofthouse and Solid8.

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

Kim, there’s people that are dying

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Meet North’s Freesian horse. We have 14 gorgeous Freesians on the ranch.

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

NORMALIZE SHAMING FUCKING IDIOTS

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

I scream
You scream
We all scream for the cops who murdered #BreonnaTaylor to be arrested and charged.

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

Me: I can’t wait to us this new phone to organize my life and really maximize my productivity
Also me:

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

Alternate timeline where Patrick was the sponge

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

Hate to break it to you buddy but literally no one likes your loud loud car but you

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

#Pepsi should have just fully committed and used a @Macklemore song

[Zac Coffey @zactcoffey]

any one of us could be a villain in a bug or plant based Pixar movie