Fernando

we’re all gonna die so let’s have fun before we do

[Mir @sbxloch]

If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

“I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.”

- Peter Cullen (1941 - 2026)

[pilgrim phlip 🦃 @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[؟؟؟ @fuckjagan]

how the semtex don’t get stuck to my hand when i throw it

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[L darius @Lil_1darius]

hate wasting my jokes on a boring hoe i could've said that to a bad bitch

[ྀི @hrtindica]

only freak when froken to

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I just imagined a world without SpongeBob. I’m gonna throw up.

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

[y @httpsfangs]

My next piercing is going to be a sword through my heart

[ese 🍃 @fw_ese]

Too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

My weather app just told me to go smoke a joint on the patio

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

the difference is, i can take what i dish out. if i missed your birthday, just miss mine.. idgaf.

[ℿ @duluxor]

Your name came up in the retarded faggot files multiple times

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

being insecure is such a waste of youth

[🥷🏾 @Money_Diplomats]

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

i hate slow turners.. SWING that car bro.