ZAGRIMOCH

I'm genuinely sorry that you wound up here.

[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

People who say not to talk to them before their morning coffee are basically saying that they're unpleasant to be around when they're not under the influence of drugs 🤔🤔 #morningcoffee #coffee #CoffeeLover

[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

The thought of putting milk in a cup of water actually sounds horrendous until you add a tea bag into the equation 😭

#MarsLanding #RalphBreaksTheInternet

[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

Would you rather let your child play with a vaccination for syphilis or syphilis infected blood?

#Alzheimers #alcohol #ActuallyAutistic #antivax #antivaxisretarded #ifyoudontvaccinateyourchildrentheywilldieofshitthathasbeenpreventedforthelast20years 🤔

[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

@DannyDeVito is the god of all actors. #actgod

[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

If you watch the matrix backwards it's about a man who lands on earth then becomes worse and worse at fighting until he gets a job in an office 🤔

#ClimateChangeIsReal #Matrix #dark #10X #job #work #RedPill #downtherabbithole #reverse #backwardsmovieplot

[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

Overconfidence is a flimsy shield 🤔

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[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

The worst feeling is when you catch up to a TV show and have to wait a whole week for the next episode like a mortal.

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[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

Idgaf what anybody says, but that children's movie "Coraline" is absolutely fucking terrifying. Brilliant! But terrifying. 😱

#horror #scary #HalloweenMovie2018

[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

You know when you have a drink and cough at the same time and it causes your drink to shoot out of your nose?

That's fucking rad.

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[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

Drinking water from a soda can feels almost disgusting 🤮

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[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

If nobody has ever offered you drugs before, than you're probably just not a very cool person.

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[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer..

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[Spaced @Spaced_Cowboy00]

I’m at the age where my winter body is also my year round body.

[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

I feel like I'm the only Australian person on this website 😪

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[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

Earth is just a planet that tells other planets if they're planets or not 🤔

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[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

If elevators didn't exist, the penthouse would be for poor people 🤔

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[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

@Juancheloh @WhatTheFFacts The less you know, the better.

[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

People always call me a good listener. But in reality I've just mastered the art of saying "yeah" at the perfect time 🤣

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[ZAGRIMOCH @zagrimoch]

CUNT is such a poetic word 😍
#poetry