Zain Shaikh

Oh, go on then

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@FreddieLister5 The return

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Upon reflection, things I’ve spent too long talking about this past year:

1) Talking heads being ahead of their time
2) Chase Credit Card rewards
3) US grocery store ingredient labels

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You should be able to get knighted for using the perfect metaphor at the right time in a conversation

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Be the pedestrian you want to see in the world

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Nothing sadder than seeing what was a prime-time Saturday night t-shirt 3 years ago slowly transition into becoming a pyjama top

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The amount of advertising for pumpkin spice lattes and Halloween costumes we have to involuntarily face in August is a bad look for capitalism

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You either die a hero or start making orzo recipes you found on Instagram

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@FreddieLister5 Other way round yeah?

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@FreddieLister5 Had some thoughts I’ve been meaning to share for a while

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Nothing more humbling than spilling something on your shirt. Could be making a great point…it’s now irrelevant

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No group of people in the world is more self-congratulatory than water drinkers

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singing the ad-libs so people know you ‘re a real one >>>

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@FreddieLister5 HOF tweet

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Turtles command my infinite respect- they been going through it

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and so in conclusion, maybe it wasn't about our achievements after all, maybe it was about all the friends we made along the way.

My manager in our monthly check in: 😕

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Me: Hey, do you want some tea?

the American in my living room: omg yes tell me what happened

Me: *holds kettle confused*

American: .....

Me: 😲

Assimilation ain't easy.

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@OMcmillan31 Never thought an Everton and English football fan would be the one to come for me on this

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Don’t know what I did in a previous life to justify the amount of sporting heartbreak I’ve received in the last 10 years

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Not sure there’s anything that has seen a greater post covid renaissance than the fist bump. They really never looked back

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Just fist pumped the air after getting an email about my credit score going up this month. Safe to say the roaring 20s is in full swing.