Goldman Stonks

Marketer. Former Farmer.
Currently selling snacks on the internet.

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@GlitchedDeals They had like 50 units but sold out fast.

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@FlyTPA But like who is going to Paris so frequently they need a faster way to get there?

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@MediaKing Gonna swoop that domain up. Start covering the happenings of Macon,il

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@michaelpatron0 Are you a seller on this ASIN or just somehow got in the mix and not paying the price for the removal?

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There is a dude that won the powerball, who interviews other people who won. Some $100M+ Absolutely wild conversations, almost everyone felt the win before it happened. https://t.co/46djJzTNqp

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@masculinejason @Timothy_Schultz Channel is https://t.co/46djJzTNqp

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@masculinejason Not personally, but there is a youtube channel run by a dude who won $20M, and he interviews other people who won 8 & 9 figures. Pretty wild stories. @Timothy_Schultz The bizarre part is the amount of people who said they knew they were going to win before it happened.

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@sattyyouneed Fax

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@ArifulIslamCSE Appreciate the reply. Was looking at a % of spend or flat rate model. Curious how many people yolo with $0 upfront and just get paid on performance.

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Can someone school me on meta partnership ads? If I want to leverage a bigger name for a partnership ad - how does the bigger name page get paid? % of spend? Flat rate? Nothing is free.

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Several times in history, Identical lottery numbers have been drawn either back-to-back or within the same month. Given the odds for Powerball are 1:300M. Statistically buying the winners from the past 3 drawings numbers > random picking.

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@TaraBull Doctors.

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@glangley How do we put flock out of business?

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@Michaelfiore Put it under a tree so your home owners insurance cant see it on google earth.

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@FlyTPA TPA --> PIE lol

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@ClintFiore Comcast would beg you to turn on paper statements instead of edelivery

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@Mavolitic @AngelaBelcamino @SlightlyRelevnt Identification is required to receive welfare benefits. SNAP, TANF or Medicaid. Do we believe there are low income people who wont get an ID even to claim their food and cash assistance?

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Somewhere along the line, we decided that in order to solve urgent IT problems we need tickets, not conversations. Create the ticket, then we can talk about it. Why is this the way it is?

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@DavidParrottino @CJSlattery Ive been trying to track down what pricing looks like on these partnerships.

I see NY Post and a ton of other large publication pages going absolutely ham on partnership ads - Feel like they have to be % of spend or big flat rates.

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@Stake

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@AmericaPapaBear Rather than just sing it traditionally we gotta always add dumb inflections and changes. Just sing it