Zak

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[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

he said if tree paine isn’t going to clock in i guess i will and i thank him for that

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

For a second there I thought she was putting her bins out

[m. @glosslovie]

every swiftie today:

[Taylor Swift Updates 💎 @swifferupdates]

💍| Abigail Anderson departs her hotel for Taylor Swift's wedding to Travis Kelce

[willnights @willistortured1]

using ts5 to hint at ts5.................

[🛒 @tayhader]

13 clouds… taylor forcing other entities to comply with her jigsawness always kills me

[paulina⸆⸉ ¹ birthday girl era 🎂 @pwonderstruck13]

SOUND THE ALARMS, TAYLOR SWIFT IS MOVING LIKE THE ZODIAC KILLER AGAIN

[Zak @zak_allam]

@Se_Railway Just found out that the 19:57 train from stratford international to maidstone west has been cancelled. I have a fixed time advanced ticket, but due to this cancellation, would it be possible to get the 19:27 train instead?

[Zak @zak_allam]

@TfL what is going on with the W12 route. live updates is being really inaccurate, saying there’s roadworks when there isn’t. been taking ages for buses to arrive all week. help me it’s making me anxious

[SB @sboficial]

https://t.co/xQhRZFVJZq

[e ⭑ @mycontrarianshi]

this girl at a cinema yesterday told me she didn't like showgirl because "it lacked folklore complexity" so i didn't give her a friendship bracelet

[em 💐 @cagedmecrazy]

surely taylor’s team wouldn’t change the apple music sparkle colour for a vinyl variant would they?

[Sergio Muñoz Esquer @ElSergioMunoz]

28 Years Later without context

[ella @soeasytofalll]

misogyny is back https://t.co/Q7lYPgeQtW

[bigsock @biggersocks]

i fell for the kangaroo AI video

[Maia @maiamindel]

Twitter users: is it true that coca cola can unclog a toilet?

Grok:

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

Flies the minute you crack a window open