zak

crypto quant trader. my pronouns are bid/ask. views my own

[zak @zak_oud]

@wiisekey no need to precise the genders, we know which is which

[zak @zak_oud]

lmao this is the same company that held and froze my usdt for weeks when i tried to offramp a few years ago

[Revolut @Revolut]

Might have dropped our first ever physical crypto card, idk.

[zak @zak_oud]

@AlexiLalas is there data on these prices being traded on? or is it just a book of offers with no one lifting them?

[zak @zak_oud]

@BowTiedYukon if the cia needed a dick database they would just put a camera in your mouth

[zak @zak_oud]

@kok3m @DiscussingFilm same energy

[zak @zak_oud]

polygon are so broke that they make you pay coat check and drinks at their own event. ngmi

[zak @zak_oud]

@Tallow__ @markeatsmeat bobwhite counter already does that

[zak @zak_oud]

@PaulSkallas go to eyval in bushwick, you won't be disappointed

[zak @zak_oud]

they're going to pump ze market to make us forget about epstein

[zak @zak_oud]

cannot stand people that corpo speak in casual context. completely moulded by their work and unable to have any sense of personality. ngmi

[zak @zak_oud]

@Michaeldudufudu before zezima there was "tks" and "the old nite"

[zak @zak_oud]

@lallathurayya sounds fun. you should throw a party

[zak @zak_oud]

@thepophive final boss of dink

[zak @zak_oud]

@vxunderground damn tailsos. haven't heard of that in years

[zak @zak_oud]

@apralky cope more

[zak @zak_oud]

my morning routine?
1. wake up
2. open laptop to work on a particular idea I thought of
3. login to single-sign on a 100 times
4. forget what I was going to work on
5. have coffee

[zak @zak_oud]

@ericprydz seadweller 2005 without the danny howells vocal

[@goth @goth600]

There is a giant orb in the sky that you are not allowed to make direct eye contact with and you don’t question that?

[zak @zak_oud]

new year's resolutions. something you don't see as much anymore

[zak @zak_oud]

we're so back. turns out low carb was the best diet all this time

[HHS @HHSGov]

Under President Trump’s leadership, common sense, scientific integrity, and accountability have been restored to federal food and health policy.

For decades, the Dietary Guidelines favored corporate interests over common-sense, science-driven advice to improve the health of Americans.

That ends today.

The new Dietary Guidelines call for prioritizing high-quality protein, healthy fats, fruits, vegetables, and whole grains—and avoiding highly processed foods and refined carbohydrates.