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[glove brother @zak_simon]

@n3wtconcentrate I’m reading this right now too! I’m about halfway through, really loving some of the stories

[glove brother @zak_simon]

Happy Leap Day! Remember that if you commit any Unforgiveable Offenses to Frogkind then the Frog King will warp you 4 years into the future as punishment! Hail his green-ness!

[glove brother @zak_simon]

I am part of an elite group that has to clarify if I am talking about Toledo, Ohio or Toledo, Spain because it is not immediately obvious sometimes

[glove brother @zak_simon]

This man is really using a series where the main villains are politicians that vilify a minority to try to excuse the fact he is a politician vilifying a minority. Like everything he said is verbatim what the bad guys say in every single x-men comic/movie/show.

[glove brother @zak_simon]

Looking for someone good to impersonate because being able to say I was permanently suspended is way funnier than the truth that I’m just bored of this site now

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

[glove brother @zak_simon]

Women are not too much of a big fan of brown brown gray gray brown gray green gray gray brown gray gray green gray gray brown gray gray green gray gray brown gray gray green gray gray brown gray gray green gray gray brown gray gray green gray gray brown gray gray green gray gray

[Victoria 🎀 @EuphoriTori]

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence

"Women are..."

[glove brother @zak_simon]

My new hobby is reading old comic books and it is 100% because of stellar dialogue like this

[glove brother @zak_simon]

Hello @Marvel @MarvelStudios when will you be making a movie for your best character Bill the lobster? Any real Marvel fan can agree this is the movie we want. #BilltheLobster #mcu #FilmWorthy #please

[glove brother @zak_simon]

@djentleheart I once saw this guy parked by Walmart with people lined up to take pictures in his car

[glove brother @zak_simon]

@zoeelizcarl I work remotely

[glove brother @zak_simon]

@spenserwells42 This is a list of approved wildlife rehabilitation experts for the states of Michigan

https://t.co/J9lMwq3I2t

[glove brother @zak_simon]

@lexiparlier I always get pissed when people ask me to do things by saying “do this thing, would ya?” It’s a very common way to speak but it makes me irrationally angry

[glove brother @zak_simon]

@zoeelizcarl You are a mutant

[glove brother @zak_simon]

@TheOnlyCritic I haven’t seen a lot of these, but of the ones I have seen The Big Sick is drastically better than the others on this shelf

[glove brother @zak_simon]

Every spice goes together on any savory dish. You can just add a healthy amount of random spices and it will still taste good.

[glove brother @zak_simon]

I play my trombone in a band camp bathroom and get called “weird” and “what the hell dude I’m trying to poop” but this person plays in a swimming pool and it gets thousands of retweets 🤔 really makes you think #discrimination

[glove brother @zak_simon]

@zoeelizcarl Best notification you’ve probably ever received

[glove brother @zak_simon]

Saw a horse on the side of the road with the most absolutely massive schlong I’ve ever seen swinging in the wind as it galloped. It was a moment that I wish I could have preserved on video to share with the world as words cannot do it justice. Alas, words are all I have.

[glove brother @zak_simon]

I removed 20 of my followers for this screenshot