Zach

Java. Composing. Wannabe derivatives understander. 1 tick trader.

[Zach @zalbo3]

@StanphylCap This math is too complex, I'd rather just go with my gut and buy some deep OTM calls

[Tomasz Łakomy @tlakomy]

Microservices

[Zach @zalbo3]

@hilowfi chess

[Zach @zalbo3]

@benedict_hobart @wongmjane Very interesting!

[Zach @zalbo3]

@therobotjames Jungle juice

[jack @jack24dd30]

analyst: i decided to do banking when i was 4 years old

managing director: after graduation, i was a carpenter in argentina for a few years. then i followed the grateful dead and worked as a lighthouse keeper. eventually ended up here. the world is strange place🤪

[shaurya @shauseth]

i fear the man who has read one book 10,000 times

[tae kim @firstadopter]

😂

[Java Guides @GuidesJava]

Summary of #Java 8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19 features.
All features in a single tweet. #retweet #share #like #follow #bookmark Good know.
Thread 👇

[Zach @zalbo3]

@juIiarios Year of bongcloud

[Zach @zalbo3]

@wesbos How to center a div

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

i thought humor was legal now

[Zach @zalbo3]

@John_Hempton Only needs to go up 92% to break even

[Zach @zalbo3]

@kchoudhu Surely these ultra important business folks could find a way to afford noise cancelling headphones. Or a $2 pair of foam earplugs

[Greg Brockman @gdb]

AGI before reliable headphone pairing.

[Elaine Scattermoon @scattermoon]

lmao twitter disabled the stock price view widget for tesla and *just* tesla

[Zach @zalbo3]

@AgustinLebron3 eXpOnEnTiAl GrOwTh

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

Guy who’s swearing he’ll never book on Southwest again (unless in the future their fares are slightly lower than the competition) after this fiasco.

[Zach @zalbo3]

L + ratio