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[A Lawton @zander464]

@AaronBastani The Starmer ministry really did have a marketing problem. They had good policy but didn't know how to sell it

[RugbyInsideLine @RugbyInsideLine]

Last night Argentina wore a shirt that celebrated Maradona’s cheating against England.

Had VAR been in place in 1986 the Hand of God goal would never have been allowed.

So it was very fitting that the TMO denied them the final try.

Karma.

[W @_common_W_]

Argentina are the only team out of all 48 participants not to have a single VAR intervention against them, despite committing the most fouls in the tournament. Do you even realize how insane that is?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Governor of the Falkland Islands has lit up his house in England colours ahead of tonight's match against Argentina

[A Lawton @zander464]

@SenSanders X zzz g

[A Lawton @zander464]

@Regenerate_SOT Are our local politicians even incentivised to think of big ideas like this?

[A Lawton @zander464]

@British_Airways @seeley_nigel @Ryanair don't have this issue

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

My monologue from today’s The Times at One with Andrew Neil @TimesRadio

ROYAL NAVY RIP

While US destroyers duke it out with Iranian navy fast boats over the Strait of Hormuz, we learned yesterday that the Royal Navy’s HMS Iron Duke, a Type 23 frigate, was being withdrawn from active service, despite a recent £100m five-year refit, which suggests that was largely a waste of money. 

More important, it underlines the stark reality that we no longer have a functioning navy. 

That’s right. The country of Rule Britannia, which once had the most powerful navy in the world, capable of protecting an empire which covered a quarter of the globe, no longer has a navy worthy of the name.  

For the factual basis of what I’m about to say, I am indebted to Britsky, who posts important naval data on X and has become the reliable go-to source for information on our disappearing Navy. 

HMS Iron Duke joins another ageing Type 23, HMS Richmond, in retirement. Leaving the Royal Navy with just five frigates to monitor Russian submarine activity in the North Atlantic and other Russian activity in the Channel. 

Even that doesn’t reveal the full, desperate picture. Of the five frigates still supposedly available for service, one, HMS Kent, has been almost 750 days in refit and is not available for service. HMS Portland and HMS St Albans have also been laid up for some time. 

Only HMS Somerset is currently deployed and HMS Sutherland could be, pretty quickly. So the Royal Navy can call on the immediate services of only two of the five frigates we have, all dating from the 1990s. 

What about the more powerful Type 45 destroyers? Sad to relate the picture is even bleaker. There are only six. One, HMS Dragon, has been deployed to the East Mediterranean to protect Cyprus, though that took some time. 

Another, HMS Daring, has been in refit for 3,260 days and still not available for duty. HMS Defender has been out of action for over 1,000 days, HMS Diamond for just under 700 days. HMS Dauntless is in maintenance. Other than Dragon, out of our six destroyers, only HMS Duncan could be deployed quickly. 

What about our hugely expensive, powerful Astute class submarines? Better you don’t ask. We have only five — and only one, HMS Anson, is on active service somewhere in the Indian Ocean. 

The other four — Astute, Ambush, Artful and Audacious — have been laid up for a total of 4,000 days. That’s right 4,000 days. HMS Ambush alone has been inactive for 1,400 days. It’s currently laid up on the River Clyde. 

So the currently deployable, conventional Royal Navy, excluding the ancient, creaking subs carrying our nuclear deterrent, amounts to two frigates, two destroyers and one sub. That’s not a navy for a maritime nation. That’s a joke. 

Yes, we have two big aircraft carriers too. They also seem to spend a lot of time in maintenance, which is where they are at the moment. But both could currently be deployed pretty quickly, which is an improvement. But we don’t have the frigates or destroyers to form a carrier fleet. So they can only be used in concert with better equipped allies. 

We might be short of fighting ships. But we’re not short of admirals. We currently have around 30 rear admirals or above, which works out around four per deployable ship. That’s admirals. Not captains. 

None, of course, of this bloated top brass has been held accountable for the near disappearance of our naval power. Nor have any Tory politicians who for 14 years presided over our navy’s degradation. Nor is the current Labour government in any apparent hurry to put matters right.

Our airforce and army are in no great shapes either. But it is the state of our non-navy, an integral, vital part of our island history, which is the real national scandal. 

And, as is so often the case in modern Britain, nobody is held to account. Nobody forced to carry the can. Nobody making it their mission to put it right. And that is the real national disgrace.

[Paul Powlesland @paulpowlesland]

If you want a practical example of why this fund is bullshit, I have one from the River Roding.

The Roding has billions of litres of sewage entering it illegally every year & the EA has refused to prosecute a single one. Separately, our volunteer River charity has been campaigning to restore the channel of the river through Ilford golf course & create a wetland. A large river charity (who will remain nameless) told us they could help us get funding for the restoration: great, we thought.

They were awarded tens of thousands of pounds from the water company fine fund & instead of actually restoring the river, they spent it (without consulting us) on staff time & consultant costs to produce a *report* about restoring the river. This report will then sit on a shelf somewhere and meanwhile the sewage still illegally enters the river & the river channel is still not restored. Our volunteers were forced to give up their free time & rely on local donations (a fraction of the amount spent on the report) to begin the restoration work as best we could ourselves. The system is utterly broken and our rivers are paying the price.

[Sam Rushworth MP @SamJRushworth]

Here is my favourite Chagos receipt though. This is Reform MP, Andrew Rosindell, writing to POTUS Joe Biden 6 years ago proposing the UK hands to Chagos islands to Mauritius and rents them back on a 99-year lease.

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

The UK shut a bioethanol plant thanks to chasing Trump’s trade deal.

Now it’s reopening with £100m of taxpayer money bc war in Iran means imports aren’t reliable.

CO₂ is a byproduct of ethanol production and is critical for:
• Food packaging
• Slaughterhouses
• Fertiliser & supply chains

This is the reality of Brexit trade policy:

👉 Shut domestic production
👉 Rely on imports
👉 Panic in a crisis
👉 Pay to rebuild what we destroyed

Food security is national security.

https://t.co/UPs0eNv2xK

[A Lawton @zander464]

@ReemAmirIbrahim @albieamankona And how I can rehabilitate our local criminals? (for profit?)

[A Lawton @zander464]

@ReemAmirIbrahim @albieamankona Can you explain how I protect my village from flooding for profit?

[A Lawton @zander464]

@RobLMyers Not the same.

[A Lawton @zander464]

@redbull where's Micheal Masi @RobLMyers

[A Lawton @zander464]

@VivekGRamaswamy Exactly this

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

He was good at this stuff.

[Joshua Tittensor @Titto93x]

Lovely recognisition for a bloke with so much passion for the game and drive to see people improve. When he was captain, he wanted everyone to be the best version of themselves and did everything he could to help. A well deserved award ❤️🏏

[A Lawton @zander464]

@elonmusk I prefer Xcretion