Zander @zanderlicious.bsky.social

Tall, loud, half-black New Yorker, devastatingly handsome, love to talk about myself, slightly OCD, probably isn't really listening to what you're saying

[Matthew Chayes @chayesmatthew]

Morocco, in 1777, was the first county in the world to recognize the United States as a sovereign nation.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Wasn’t on my radar today but sheesh, Aussies, BRAVO 👏

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[الرادع المغربي 🇲🇦🔻🇵🇸 @Rd_fas1]

لحظة قصف اسرائيل لروضة أطفال جنوب لبنان 🇱🇧

[Matt Dinan @second_sailing]

One night my first daughter came out of bed and my wife and I were sitting on the couch watching tv, laughing, and eating snacks and she yelled: “I KNEW IT!” and turned around and went back to bed

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

everything about dua lipa’s life is like she rubbed a genie lamp and got all 3 wishes. she’s naturally gorgeous, always on some type of dream vacation, and met her husband bc they were reading the same book. for my mental health, i have to block her

[abymael @abymaelx]

Como um vídeo de uma pessoa procurando seu chinelo pode ser tão bom? 🗣️

[Nyra @cosy_love_]

Oh no baby we did that on purpose

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

Just saw this on Substack. The metaphor is spot on.

[Zander @zanderlicious.bsky.social @zanderlicious]

@jbing1963 @songbirdelirium @katya_zamo Absolutely no one believes that being cruel to trans people is “standing up for women’s rights”, not even TERFs. It might be believable if TERFs were vocal at all about anything to do with supporting women and not just wanting to punish a tiny minority that haven’t hurt anyone.

[John O'Connell @jdpoc]

Best. Reply. Ever.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Community note for the win.🤣

[Congressman Shri Thanedar @RepShriThanedar]

Cool story, anyway here's you eating dog food.

[Rutger Bregman @rcbregman]

This sounds nice, but it's a great way to undermine the welfare state.

The strongest welfare states in the world (the Nordics) tax everyone, including nurses. And they give everyone universal healthcare, childcare, pensions, education in return.

When the middle class has skin in the game, they defend the system. When welfare is 'just for the poor', it becomes a poor program: stigmatized, underfunded, easy to gut.

That's why billionaires keep pushing this idea. The real scandal isn't that this nurse pays $12k.

It's that Jeff Bezos pays $0.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Clark Kent gaslighting Lois Lane into believing he’s not Superman will always be unintentionally hilarious.

[Нэйтан @waryprince]

I think it’s sooo cute that men finally invented a way to call other men hot. “Mogged” just means he’s the hotter one. That’s really beautiful