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A living breathing document

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*at disney world*
me: where the fuck is Shrek

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Guys… a mad lib as in the word game!!! Not an angry democrat!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️

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My friend texts me updates about her life that read like a mad lib

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In regards to the Draft, I just said (in full confidence btw): “Wow! I didn’t realize how many people loved hockey!”

She’s out of touch. She’s demented. She needs your prayers!

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Only smiling with my mouth closed bc my teeth are no one’s business

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No one can ever know the way I just spelled “eczema” in google search

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The reality is. In 10 years, that monkey is going to make a woman’s life soo miserable

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Gum should be crunchy

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2026 is the year I develop a vocal fry idc it’s fun

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@MAVERIC68078049 Wolves are kinda..

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@michaelcollado Thank you

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@pritish_iyer If you push past the existential dread of the 10th cookie “what have I become” etc, and past the stomach pain of the 12th, one can find liberation and increased endorphins at the 16th (when emesis occurs)

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Can’t scroll a TL without getting diagnosed with porous boundaries and prey eyes

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@pritish_iyer This can’t be the tweet

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Biohacking for boys is what being a swiftie is for girls

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HAVING MY PERIOD VS OVULATION

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@pritish_iyer Interesting!

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The Life of a Show Girls

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Nothing’s ever automatic super sonic hypnotic funky fresh anymore

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Introspected too close to the sun again (am depersonalized)