nick christen

dad, husband, programmer-in-training, mormon; brain behind greenmugsoftware; happily aphantasiatic, disturbingly nyctophobic, misophonic
carnivore-adjacent keto

[nick christen @zanyterp]

@kathygriffin I am sorry 😢
I hope the shows go well

[Sy Brand @TartanLlama]

In Unix everything is a file. Files are files, folders are files, disks are files, your keyboard is a file, your mouth is a file, the air is a file, you can't breathe, your file lungs fill with files and you try to scream but only files come out oh god Dennis how could you do thi

[nick christen @zanyterp]

It’s like a blowjob from a flesh-eating hag #spiffybooklines #funnilyinappropriate #kingsgate

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https://t.co/pa00L83Nim <— still an amazing song #memories

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https://t.co/QKs2mXi8aF <— an amazing cover of a new classic Christmas song

[nick christen @zanyterp]

https://t.co/RSHdaKPvHZ <- korn covered “the devil went down to Georgia”. It is as good as expected 🤘#sometimesthecoverisbetter

[nick christen @zanyterp]

https://t.co/WfnSUcd2cg <— still a great song

[nick christen @zanyterp]

https://t.co/mLvhC6zzR7

Fiona Apple has a new album!!

[nick christen @zanyterp]

https://t.co/R5pVTrBz3r

Awesome song

[nick christen @zanyterp]

@snipeyhead 😥😢

[nick christen @zanyterp]

This is AWESOME!!!
For those able to attend concerts, don’t miss this RT @waaf: 🗣️ Big Gig bringing you @godsmack with special guests
@Halestorm, Theory, @DirtyHoneyBand and
@DINOSAURPILEUP!! #50Rock

Tickets & more info:
https://t.co/91uiFo6LoI

[nick christen @zanyterp]

Everything is F*cked: A Book About Hope <- interesting treatise on 2 Nephi 2:22, 23, 25

[nick christen @zanyterp]

@mulegirl Zulip

[nick christen @zanyterp]

D’oh!!! #pokemonGO requires 3 more friends to complete research and earn rewards. Good ones too....anyone else looking for new friends?
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[nick christen @zanyterp]

@PapaFoxTacos Sorry about that 😎

[nick christen @zanyterp]

@PapaFoxTacos Thanks!

[nick christen @zanyterp]

Has anyone successfully _and_ safely played volleyball with their Apple Watch? If yes, which band? I’m guessing it would be best with the nylon or sport (but definitely not any metal option)

[nick christen @zanyterp]

@doomquasar are you still looking for Pokémon GO friends (as indicated on the latest rocket episode)? If yes,
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If not, apologies for the bother

[nick christen @zanyterp]

if your COLO/data center goes down and your help desk login is tied to a server residing in said data center, how do you log a helpdesk ticket?

[nick christen @zanyterp]

That is an awesome idea for watching child sports or tailgating lol 😆