Tom

London, theme parks, cinema. 🏳️‍🌈 Views expressed are my own and not that of my employer.

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@paxangloceltae @DazzaOnDrums If you go to the first or second weekend it has a fun and friendly vibe. (I went on the first Sunday - great weather, nice atmosphere, no trouble, light-touch security.) The closer you get to Halloween itself the more idiots attend.

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@adampatrickw Must be taking lessons from X and Instagram!

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@olibarnacle @ZakFarren Nothing’s worth eating tripe

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@MartinSLewis I’m better off, strong union at work has resulted in 4 years of significantly above inflation pay rises

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The woman on the Aldi and Co-Op self checkouts looks like she’s got a major hangover but has forced herself out to buy milk, and every movement is a struggle.

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@TowersStreet “Free standing parking”? 🤣

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@lxthrdg 🏈

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@ZakFarren Miniworld in Rotterdam is also worth a visit if you find yourself in that part of the world

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Warning! Cheetos popcorn from @Cineworld makes your fingers stink!

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@michaelpholland @British_Airways @totallycontent There was thick fog at both LCY and LHR this morning

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@UzuNeymar Nobody’s getting drunk and rowdy from having a pint in a plastic cup with their film. Cinemas have had bars for decades.

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@MiichaelKing @cineworld Strongly suspect (or at least I hope!) this was produced locally rather than coming from head office

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@jake_coasters Looks like she’s riding Saw at Thorpe Park

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@alexklaushofer With the exception of John Lewis and Selfridges the majority of shops have at least two branches on it so you rarely need to go end to end. And they’re only pedestrianising about half a mile.

That said, some kind of buggy or land train service would be sensible.

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@onetrainops And yet somehow Thorpe Park seems to be mostly immune from that sort of behaviour, even sometimes running two trains on Inferno but only filling one, despite also being part of Merlin.

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Wish @cineworld would roll out Belfast’s Cinebar to replace Starbucks - cafe and bar in one ticks all the boxes

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People who don’t pack as they scan at self checkouts should be charged extra

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@cineworld been told I can’t have my Unljmited discount on alcohol in Belfast - is that correct?

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here’s my bumhole, so lick it maybe

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Really hoping these crypto billionaire donations to Reform UK will make people realise what their game is