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Glorified status updates. 'I am on a bus hashtagnoonecares'

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Too good. “@FelicityMorse: Ukip rebrand in Wales to the Black Independence Party.. hilarious mistake http://t.co/C2sKaMlGeu”

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Skinny fat lives on! “@markhymanmd: We need to take back our kid’s taste buds!! http://t.co/EJOuJ91wk2” #nutrition

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Freedom of speech!? #fracking http://t.co/9zw46RXKQI

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Dog, shin splints? Change track, stretch,
Bored!!! http://t.co/njijC9QR48

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SCARY RT“@ClimateCentral: Amazing video from @NASA: Watch 62 years of global warming in 13 seconds http://t.co/nuQKQHizJT”

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@AlysLambert @soph_gc lucky she hasn't put any make-up on yet #natural

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@AlysLambert @lottiecowdy LOL at @soph_gc I hope it's not too sweaty!

[Ben Goldacre @bengoldacre]

Not as good as it sounds. RT @guardian: "Big blue cock erected on fourth plinth in London's Trafalgar Square" http://t.co/kBEeXRZF68

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'I wonder if he will he will be twittering tonight, he has about 400,000 who tune in' #OpenChampionship

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WTF sharing is not caring. “@HuffingtonPost: Taiwan asks pregnant women to donate 'lucky' tampons http://t.co/jEfPStomXk”

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#oops

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@sambranson

[Felicity Morse @FelicityMorse]

There are times for puns on newspaper headlines and there are times for no puns. The Chicago Sun Times, take note.

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@cjbriefs rehab trip to DW. Keen. Owe me a lift!

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@cjbriefs big time. First month paycheck purchase yeaaaaah!

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@cjbriefs how long ago was it born!? 😁

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Noooooo it's called North West. I'm so slow. Jokers.

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Calling you're child north is so west

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'new world order' http://t.co/3FUYJ75DWM