Zara Vassar

I'm an artist and designer tweeting under the least effective stripper name ever.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I know this is all hard for you, @realdonaldtrump, so let me spell it out:

- Free testing
- Fee waivers
- Emergency sick leave
- Quarantines
- Cancellations
- Giving a damn

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to wait for a global pandemic to wash your hands

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

Okay has anyone written the story of Mary, the awkward middle sister from Pride & Prejudice? What happened to that girl? Where's her HEA?!

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

“I don’t have any relationship with these people aside from wanting artistic justice."
https://t.co/DtsgkXQYWZ

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

@antsquare_sea I do and a website, but I don't make under this name. Send me a pm with your email so you can tell me why you want it.

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

Because those people don't see themselves as exotic. https://t.co/yDz59dblvb

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

Sometimes I feel like I live in a Madlib where all the blanks are filled with poop. #adda4yearold

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

@maiseyyates Truly. Or sometimes the four year-old gives the one year-old fork and points him in a direction.

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

@maiseyyates Dude, that's the four year-old.

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

@caramckenna Bear costume! One of the best features of cold weather.

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

@ghostwritingcow That iterative process is huge in architecture. In grad school, I'd make the same drawing over and over with slight changes

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

The Itsy Bitsy Spider is a lot more terrifying when it's happening in your bathroom sink.

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

@AlishaRai @ghostwritingcow I take it back. I'M terrible at conveying enthusiasm and humor. And sincerity. Clearly I don't get online dating

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

@AlishaRai @ghostwritingcow What I really don't get is why there aren't a mob of attractive, funny people lining up to go out with you both.

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

@AlishaRai @ghostwritingcow OK, boundaries I understand. Perhaps the fellas should watch this: https://t.co/8gkUD7oJRz

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

@DelDryden Ooooh! Can't wait for the rest!

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

@ghostwritingcow @AlishaRai e.g., Alisha's enthusiastic ass-eater--you know some lady has been waiting her WHOLE LIFE for that opening line.

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

@ghostwritingcow @AlishaRai I wonder if humor and enthusiasm, desirable traits in a date, don't translate well to online profiles.

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

@RoseLerner WORD

[Zara Vassar @zaravassar]

@O_Waite That could totally be my kid anytime I leave the house. Or when he's going to bed. Goodnight Mama. Goodnight Mama. Goodnight Mama..