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Bass therapist 🖤 new brand - producer since 1998

[ZΛTLΞR (バス) @zatler]

@NightSkyToday They would show you the metaphorical lost shoe of Cinderella.

[Sam Altman @sama]

OpenAI Robotics is hiring, looking for exceptional full-stack hardware, ops, systems, and ML engineers to help us program and manufacture robots that are useful for society.

AI should be able to help people in the physical world. In the short term, we are focused on robots to support skilled workers to build our future infrastructure; in the long term, we imagine everyone having a personal robot doing anything they need.

Our world simulation research program, led by Aditya Ramesh (@model_mechanic), has evolved over the past year into OpenAI Robotics. Progress is rapid, and based on a foundation of co-design between robotics hardware and ML research.

If you love working hands-on across the robotics stack and want to build the future, please consider joining us. Send an email with your background and evidence of exceptional accomplishment to: [email protected]

[ZΛTLΞR (バス) @zatler]

@WarCo1 @Polymarket 👀🎯🤣

[Warren H. Cohn @WarCo1]

Here’s the email to employees:

Team,

Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying the productivity enhancements from our AI tooling initiative.

Unfortunately, Finance has asked me to clarify a small issue.

It appears someone, and by “someone” I mean apparently all of you simultaneously, managed to spend $500,000,000 on @claudeai usage in a single month.

For context:
•NASA landed on the moon for less.
•We are now the proud owner of approximately 14% of Anthropic.
•Claude personally sent us a thank-you fruit basket.
•Our CFO has entered a fugue state and only communicates through Slack emojis.
•The electricity usage from your prompts briefly dimmed parts of Northern Virginia.
While we appreciate innovation, there are concerns that:
•“Can you make this email sound slightly warmer?” did not require 11,400 generations.
•Asking Claude to “rewrite this in the style of Succession, Hemingway, and Tony Soprano combined” may have been excessive.
•One employee appears to have used Claude to generate “a quick list of lunch options” that somehow consumed the GDP of a small island nation.

Going forward, please observe the following guidelines:
1Do not upload the entire internet into Claude “for context.”
2If your prompt begins with “simulate every possible outcome,” reconsider.
3Claude should not be used to:
◦settle fantasy football disputes,
◦write your wedding vows 97 times,
◦generate revenge edits of your ex’s LinkedIn bio,
◦or ask “what if Rome had WiFi?”

Most importantly:

If you see the message:

“This request may require additional datacenter construction”

…please stop immediately and contact IT.

Thank you all for your cooperation during this challenging yet technologically groundbreaking time.

Warm regards,
Management

P.S. Whoever prompted:
“Generate every possible PR angle for every company founded since 1983”
…we just want to talk.

[ZΛTLΞR (バス) @zatler]

@_Aria_2210 36

[Alex Prompter @alex_prompter]

🚨 BREAKING: Gemini has a feature called Director's Prep System.

You can use it to plan an entire video from concept to edit-ready blueprint before you open a single editing tool.

Here are 7 prompts to access it: 👇

[ZΛTLΞR (バス) @zatler]

@BrianRoemmele Me soon

[The Internet Remains Undefeated @WebUndefeated]

This 63 year old woman is becoming one of techno’s most unexpected rising stars.

TuneGirl creates fully analog live performances through Eurorack modular systems, building every sound in real time without laptops, pre-made tracks or digital production.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Croatia has stormed the Eurovision final with a historic anthem that denounces the Ottoman occupation and revives the ancient Christian tattoo tradition to protect young girls from rape

Performed entirely in Croatian, the song slams centuries of Islamic Turkish occupation of their lands and recalls how Catholic girls were tattooed with Christian motifs to stop them from being abducted, converted to Islam, and forced into sexual slavery

"That’s why many chose the grave, our mothers did not birth slaves”

Turkey is already attacking the group for performing the song

[Charlotte de Witte @CharlottedWitte]

Sunrise over the Las Vegas Motor Speedway 🏎️🏁

[Hex @HexCougar]

made this remix on earbuds in my bed and now @porterrobinson just played it in front of 50,000 people at EDC mainstage

[ZΛTLΞR (バス) @zatler]

@_josephine0_ I don't

[ZΛTLΞR (バス) @zatler]

@otokyo One could be biased about posting something against his opinion. I'll never know.

[ZΛTLΞR (バス) @zatler]

@KhalidAlNumi Immediately, I'm a professional.

[ZΛTLΞR (バス) @zatler]

You don't have to either, if you don't want to. The wife i love my whole life doesn't wear any too. On external professional meetings only natural, decent but never to distract. Women with such confidence maybe have other qualities. Some wouldn't believe it: Intelligence, social skills, humor, a good voice, expertise, brilliance, knowledge, whatever.
Everything I would fall for immediately.
Happens once in our lifetime.

[ZΛTLΞR (バス) @zatler]

@_bethanyrose Nope

[ZΛTLΞR (バス) @zatler]

@_josephine0_ Front door closed.

[ZΛTLΞR (バス) @zatler]

@Samessenger9021 @emsferatu @emkenobi Not?
Damn!
What I would have achieved!

[ZΛTLΞR (バス) @zatler]

@D4VEi @emsferatu @CleverMonsterCT But they do it anyway. Some are pretty rich. Some spend millions to one girl.

[ZΛTLΞR (バス) @zatler]

@emsferatu @emkenobi They pay them already to the girls on OF. Some are pretty rich.