zaz

[pj @pjayevans]

Bagels have a hole in them just like an acoustic guitar but that’s about where the similarities end

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

RIP Queen Elizabeth. I want to reiterate that I had absolutely nothing to do with this

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

[James @CaucasianJames]

i forgive michael phelps for smoking weed

[Kat Guerin @katguerin]

Make Ottawa “boring” again

[ry @gotuhelu]

at the end of the day, it’s night

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

My doctor just ran up to me at the grocery store and hit me in the knee with his little hammer

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

Your honor I was just being a silly little goose

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Me texting Charlie Brown after his Christmas party: “Hey just want to say your dog was really charismatic tonight”

[ali 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇸🇩🇨🇩 @slimebigmoney]

im cryin dawg i was jus comin home from gettin groceries.... only in kanto

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Y’all don’t read classic literature.