Darrell Johnson

I'm Darrell. I exist.

[Darrell Johnson @zazzumplop]

@jmrivera02 Loved the article, but wanted to emphasize one point: Origami King was GREAT. And quite funny: Paper Mario has to fight a hole punch, stapler, scissors, etc.

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Nals win, Seahawks lose. A good day.

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OK, friends, remember: football games and cable TV shows will now start an hour later than before. Try to take less than a month to adjust.

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And yes, had the Yanks won game five, I'd have turned around and rooted for them. Sad Dodgers fans would have been even better. Ah well.

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As a Dbacks fan, I can at least take solace in the fact that the visiting team won, and I get to look at sad Yankees fans.

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I think I've figured out Game Show Network's contestant selection. If you're good at trivia, you go on Masterminds. Less good? Switch. Worse than that? Split Second. Dumb as a post? People Puzzler.

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@kyleayers @Royals As a Dbacks fan, I have to remind myself of this mindset. We had five more wins than last year and such a fun run after the All-Star break. Our pitching just shat the bed and we couldn't score during the last week of... no, Darrell, stop it.

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#LGM

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@tim00 Good job. Now please win again.

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@GuitarSalad @ironmikeluke Ahh, at least one good thing happened today.

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@MegaRan No. None of the characters enthralled me, the gameplay is simultaneously repetitive and confusing, and once I got to the end, I felt nothing. I'm glad Fozzy got it for free with the graphics card she (I) bought.

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I guess Pavin Smith likes playing to a national audience. #Dbacks

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@heyscoops Ain't no ghosts here! https://t.co/tJOW3Fo9hU

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Putting this out here before bed: I think the voice of the Gain detergent commercials might be this generation's Lorenzo Music. Similarly gentle enough, right? If you have ANY idea what I'm talking about, please respond.

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@Cap_Kaveman I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't need to. I'm taking her to the doctor tomorrow. She says hi.

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@tim00 Congrats. May we meet again in PHX in a battle for the pennant.

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@GuitarSalad We have DirecTV. Dbacks TV is channel 686.

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I'll vote for whatever candidate who promises to stop the rodeo and concert ads from airing during Diamondbacks games.

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And no, I didn't watch the debate -- the Dbacks game is on.

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My wife is an immigrant. Whenever we visit my sister, my wife tells her that her dogs are "so cute she could just eat them up." Should I have been worried this whole time?