bacharoniandcheese

Professional Goof. House

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Pack a lip but instead of chewing tobacco use shredded cheese. This does not cure you of covid but does pass the vibe check

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@SGLewis_ Same thing in Seattle?

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@wsdot_traffic Update?

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@AdamSchefter All this guy ever did was fuck up my fantasy team. Hope he has a great retirement.

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@ExcelHumor Gotta remove your F1 key as well

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@CenturyLink No. We cancelled pre-installation. Thanks for offering.

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@CenturyLink you told us that someone would install a modem at our house today by noon. You are now making us reschedule to 8-11 on Thursday. Can you please be better?

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The market may be down but the vibes are up. Why? Sally, When The Wine Runs out by Role Model. That song rocks. Will be my number one song on Spotify Wrapped.

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

we need to lower the minimum age to run for political office

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Just did a Guy Off where me and three buddies named as many pro-athletes as we could in 40 minutes. We got 1088 unique names. So sick.

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@ajbefumo BOOOOOOM!!☄️🤯💥

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

A.J. and Big Justice ran out with FAU and brought the “BOOM” 💥

(via @FAUFootball)

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@ProFootballTalk THE BUCS!?

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@pinkbagpanther Id?

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@Johnfis08605918 Is that Cloonee?!

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

I know he thinking “It really be your own people”

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I hate Patrick Mahomes

[BrooksGate @Brooks_Gate]

Ranking MLB teams based on the distance to their nearest Chili’s

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@SharpFootball Josh Dobbs? More like Josh Rosen

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@barstoolsports His Wikipedia page