Mr.X

; Wo(man)made, thigh-life*

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The only reason why William Ruto fights Standard newspaper, owners & her editors is coz of perceived political competition with Gideon Moi.

[Arthur ANGUMYA @ArthurFour4]

President @BillClinton was left stunned. 🤣

[David Ndii @DavidNdii]

We did this in-house. If we’d been hired as transactions advisors, we would have booked ~Sh3b revenue. What are we doing in Govt?🤔

[TheLongWolf @jeffvsdaworld]

@bevi_muguna No its a K shaped economy
The upper middle class has grown though
They have more access to luxury,vacations,dining out etc

Its gotten to a point the 1% are angry at how accessible these things are nowadays 🤣

[Dave Kline @dklineii]

The managers people actually want to work for strip away the corporate BS and do just 3 things excellently:

[Mwango Capital @MwangoCapital]

@WilliamsRuto @coldtusker Someone made this perfect ad for the Standard 😅

[Mr.X @zbeh_]

@WashiraX And @KRACare are still validating e-Tims even after issuing a public notice against the same. Very tiring

[Finance Historian @BoardLotSultan]

The Kenyattas have filed a 50-Years Development master plan for the 10,000 acres Northlands City. To accomodate 250k residents. ( a whole constituency). Je wewe umepangia maisha yako miaka ngapi? 🤔

[Smart Guy @Solothefarmer]

@Bissandugu @Papa_Ibeji @Chalbiwsk Has SGR started?

[Mr.X @zbeh_]

@Onorpik @baa_doi Tafuta Kwa Sammy

[GISTE @ggiste]

Kama uko na Ksh 1 Million na Uko na shamba

Try Dairy Business

Start with 4 cows at Ksh 150K each, that's 600K. (Buy all of them in calf), at least 6 months in calf.

Build a simple dairy shed at Kshs 150k.

Buy and stock animals feed for Kshs 150k.

Keep Kshs. 100k in your account for contingencies.

After 3 months you will start milking your way to prosperity.

20ltrs from each cow. That means you will get a total of 80 ltrs per day

Sell each litre for Kshs. 50. That's Kshs 4k daily.

In a month its Kshs 120k

Huwezi kosa Kshs. 70K net every month and from there plan to expand.

Idea ni ya Koech

Which other Business can you invest Kshs 1 Million ikupee Kshs 70K every month?

[Kenyan Memes Archive @satirekenya]

😂😂

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

Titus Njari Ndei, 41, led Kitengela landlords to build their own private sewer line after years of sanitation problems in the fast-growing town.
With the population ballooning, property owners had relied on expensive septic tanks that often overflowed and posed health risks.

Frustrated by the Kajiado County Government’s failure to provide a lasting solution, the landlords decided to take action.

The push started in 2013 when the county sued 22 plot owners for discharging raw sewage, contrary to the Public Health Act. They were released on bonds of KSh 180,000–200,000.

Two months later, the accused landlords mobilized under Engineer Ndei and registered the Kitengela EPZ Neighbouring Community Sewer Project. They secured approvals from EPZA, NEMA, and other authorities, then funded a KSh 85 million, 45-kilometre, 2-foot-wide sewer line running to the Athi River EPZ trunk sewer.

The project was funded by hundreds of landlords contributing KSh 250,000 each plus a KSh 1,000 registration fee, and paying EPZA tariff fees ranging from KSh 7,500 to KSh 74,000.

The completed sewer now serves 818 landlords and has eased the burden of paying KSh 200,000 every 2-3 weeks to the county for waste disposal. Ndei says the community initiative gives residents a chance to manage sanitation sustainably.

[💛👷🏾‍♀️Chemutai 🦂 @Lokweibevaline]

Visited Makupa Police Station impressed by their crash analysis board and accident clock tracking location & time of every crash. Key insight: fatalities stay low, but serious slight injuries spike sharply some months. @RSAIKenya

[Mr.X @zbeh_]

@Lokweibevaline @RSAIKenya Very presentable

[Orange Book 🍊📖 @orangebook]

Uncomfortable truths to internalize before you get “lucky” in life:

[Orange Book 🍊📖 @orangebook]

Lowering your standards to accommodate someone else’s feelings will only create two insecure and resentful people

Respect yourself, deliver on your best self, attract the people you are meant to be with

Life is too short to apologize for growing into who you think you should be

[Outandabout @Nviar2]

I don’t understand why thrift furniture is so expensive in Nairobi😭

[Mr.X @zbeh_]

@wa_kimotho @SankeiSaitoti @edwinsifuna Yeye ndo alijiaibisha. Iyo 20k inaeza kuwa commitment fee kwa IFMIS. You reserve funds via commitment