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Constant vigilance!

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@AmyinLA @benryanwriter Ive never laughed so hard 😅😂😂😂

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@benryanwriter Crying real tears omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

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Just saw someone’s tweet telling Dalu it’s obvious he understands nothing (about FINANCE), and I think I’m done with twitter for the day.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When they said, "wear a suit," I just assumed…

Find a public pool near you at https://t.co/V0Tzb9IlHO.

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A whole Marvel movie on Netflix. You can barely hear shit. Soundtrack and fighting scenes however, 👂🏾💣. Feels like I’m watching Temu Spiderman. I’m so pissed off.

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@Be_like_legend obviously green

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

never forgetting the time my class of 3-5s asked me how babies get born and I said "every baby is different! my mommy needed a doctor to help in a hospital and use a special tool to get me out--" one of my 5s turns around and goes "thats not how MY baby brother got borned"

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@bolaoflyfee @BoozeBumps Did the second lady blow on the ice cream first before eating it? Like to cool it down?

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Thread of the year 😅

[Johnny Hot Pocket @billandhisclips]

Fixed it!

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7 years in Canada and I’ve never once gotten a tornado warning, let alone 3 in 30 minutes.

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@thenameisalexia @TheKylieChi I just noticed I speak in a lower register when I speak English too. My voice is a few notes higher when I speak my language. That’s weird.

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Going up to 27 degrees C today. Absolute ghetto 🫩

[اماني @758sunshine]

Caribbean people are such natural poets. Reading a book set in Jamaica and the barber name his shop 'Addis Ababa Shop'

I'm so tickled by how clever that is 🤣

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@Chris65794001 @Toobusy41913321 It’s a series. Criminal Minds. Can’t remember the episode though

[João Pedro C. Motta @joaopedro]

Existe um erro silencioso que denuncia na hora um texto de IA.

Não é sobre gramática. É sobre storytelling.

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@Vleelove @LiviSymone Tired and RICH 🫠

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@spookyyspiderr @vvsSalvaje @LiviSymone Cheerios is supposed to help you “lower” your cholesterol levels. It says so on the cereal box 😅

[vvs @vvsSalvaje]

@LiviSymone Cholesterol bouta see levels not even cheerios can help with

[TodayIWorkOn @TodayIWorkOn]

@uniquemoviemom Not as bad as Rita getting killed by the Trinity Killer. That’s the worst death I’ve seen in TV. 😔