Elizabeth Nash

TAMU’19

[Elizabeth Nash @zbthna]

When he says he likes catholic girls

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

And now for something spooky:

[Emma Court @emmarcourt]

"The biggest swing you can take in cleaning up our streets is shutting down the all night, all-you-can-eat rat buffet"

[trash jones @jzux]

(holding a pickle like a cigarette) do you mind if i?

[ici-té @fag_tips]

olives are the cigarettes of food

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

if a man tells a joke and it's funny i'll wait until i get home to laugh

[Nikki Nasty @nicolerafiee]

rubbing my feet together like a lil cricket just so i fall asleep

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t come out tonight i need to google diseases

[chuck de rond @ChuckDeRond]

America lost the battle with obesity when Jesus invented the crab Rangoon

[t 💕 @drink_diet_coke]

if you are tired of eating 30-40 olives you should try this

[delia @delia_cai]

In my Alaskan bear era (eating a lot of salmon, sleeping increasingly more, snacking on berries n honey, snarling at strangers)

[Alexis Garcia 🇲🇽 @lexdelag]

Happy Hispanic Heritage Month 🇲🇽😃

[KELSEY @kelseytothe]

one time at deloitte they asked me how I was going and I forgot to say “deloitteful” so they took me to the rooftop and broke my kneecap

[John Shields, MD, FAAOS @jointdocShields]

The opposite of a Debbie Downer is a Bethamphetamine

[Matteo fingered me @PrinceCoochie]

Shark week is the white man’s Ramadan

[Sister Helen Prejean @helenprejean]

Oklahoma’s plan to execute 25 people over 29 months is reckless and wrong. Several people on the execution list are innocent, incompetent, or seriously mentally ill. All of them have human dignity that cannot be taken away. We must stand against this conveyer belt of killing.

[Dr Ruth Alison Clemens @RuthieClems]

How I feel when I go clubbing

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

I want to see:

Consistent childcare tax credit payments

Universal pre-k

Massive childcare subsidies

Maternity & paternity leave policies of 6 to 12 months

Housing credits

An overhaul of healthcare policies

And I will vote accordingly

[riley sciarappa @EndOfDaysWoman]

Will that coffee shop install a changing table for its patrons? I don’t presume to know. But I am tired of not asking for what I need until it’s too late and I’m angry and desperate, so I will ask when I can.