Zac Hansen

Stay At Home Dad except when I’m making Big Bambú. Back in NYC despite my best wishes. I really like Chicken Karahi and Jazz drumming.

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@nfloyd1208 @Docsociology4 @chrislhayes I am becoming more and more convinced that being very smart and being extremely stupid are not mutually exclusive.

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@TheSloppyBoys 🤦‍♂️

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Works with Taco Bell too.

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@BearlyHereAtAll @fandompulse 👏

[Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan @morninggloria]

Missing from the Harry Potter discourse is that Hogwarts sounds like British slang for an STI

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@morninggloria Lol You were so right!!

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@morninggloria Man that’s like best case scenario for him. I’m wondering if his scalp has whatever his neck had last week and his hair is coming out in clumps 😱

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@GovPressOffice @danpfeiffer This picture is clearly fake. Donny is way fatter than that

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@jonlovett Straight shooter

[MidwestDrummer @MidwestDrummer]

@catebligh @BostonGlobe Food doesn't have eyes you dumb bitch.

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@aw06091 @WeezSays @jemelehill I used to do that too. As I grew I realized that probably did harm to some of the people around me in a non-trivial way.

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@NoahGarfinkel (Apologies if this was your intentional reference and I was to slow to catch it)

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@NoahGarfinkel I think there was an old Carlin joke about anyone driving slower than me is a dumb idiot and anyone driving faster than me is a crazy asshole.

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

This is the most succinct description of the US that I’ve ever seen.

[JT @jiratickets]

Guy who has a Don’t Tread On Me bumper sticker but cheers on his government gunning down its citizens

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@TheSloppyBoys @rumbacafeoh Dutts Jacked by Jhanksgiving??

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@VinceMancini Fantastic!

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@LL_PATRIOT @mu_phd @Sinfulskin2 If the chart worked the way you’re saying it does, the percentages would add up to 100. Either educate yourself or troll better I guess?

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@NoahGarfinkel @TotallyAllen I have people I can trust tell me what my elbow tastes like

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Galaxy brain: Dems propose a constitutional amendment to get rid of term limits for president, passes on a bipartisan basis, Obama runs in 2028

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@TheSloppyBoys The man on the right has def been described as someone’s large-headed son before

[Zac Hansen @zchnsn]

@NoahGarfinkel Godammit