Zach Martin

🎯 talent partnerships and influence marketing strategist 🎰 sin city

[jane. @PlLLOWFGHTS]

"i know charli xcx from brat and tinashe from nasty" y'all weren't here

[jas @jjashole]

nobody:

nicki minaj:

[bria celest @55mmbae]

There will always be laundry to do. Even once you do it all, the clothes you have on become dirty laundry.

[Zach Martin @zchrymrtn]

@santanaaaaaa_

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Happy thanksgiving im thinking of Jacob imprinting on that baby.

[Zach Martin @zchrymrtn]

#sobriety is buying a $16 soda water at a concert.

[Zach Martin @zchrymrtn]

I mean I’m not surprised… but everyone listen?

[Santana @santanaaaaaa_]

I’ll actually be untouchable after listening to this queue

[🕊♡ ⚔️ @carlosimdez]

These two made history

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

I don't want to Lunch and Learn. I want to Lunch and Leave

[Zach Martin @zchrymrtn]

omg starstruck. LOVE YEW

[LaLa Ri @TheeLaLaRi]

🤎🤎🤎

[Zach Martin @zchrymrtn]

@MissLaLaRi is my queen. Period.

[Zach Martin @zchrymrtn]

AS A SOCIETY CAN WE PLEASE AGREE TO WAIT FOR AT LEAST 12 HOURS BEFORE POSTING SPOILERS SO I CAN SCROLL WITHOUT FEAR.

[Gabrielle Union @itsgabrielleu]

My new favorite sport is watching Black women win 🖤

[Zach Martin @zchrymrtn]

oh my god this tweet needs millions of likes. i’ve never agreed with anything more.

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

The perfect cast….. just gone

[Zach Martin @zchrymrtn]

Does anyone know when awards show are happening prior to the day of or is that just me?

[Monét @monetxchange]

I call upon the guardians of the watch tower of the north to invoke a Hurricane Bianca to smite conservatives in Tennessee. Desperate times call for desperate measures!!

[Zach Martin @zchrymrtn]

Getting older is having to make a 4PM doctor’s appointment on St. Patrick’s Day… on a Friday.

[Zach Martin @zchrymrtn]

I’ve never had as many group chat notifications as when everyone found out Tom cheated on Ariana with Raquel.