Malibu Stacey

Mostly chirpy Aussie crone with a black sense of humour & low idiot tolerance. I don't care what you think about me. I haven't forgotten Matilda. 🐝

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@BoomFlavacol @DavideZ1911 @nickshirleyy @RealDeanCain @bennyjohnson @GuntherEagleman @Pro__Trading @MAGAVoice @KellyIsRightTX @TMZ @EndWokeness @BethanyForTruth Could you please explain what a crock pot is? It's not important but I'd appreciate context. (A crock pot is a kitchen appliance to me.)

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@Bookish120 I drank this much tequila tonight.

I still know men can't become women.

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@iamrodneysmith Good on you, Logan!

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@RightSide_Uk Christ, he's ugly. 🤢🤢🤢

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

I am so fucking tired of this.

We say no. No boys in girls toilets. No weirdos in women's sports. No taking our spaces because men's feelings count more than ours.

WE SAY NO. NO FUCKING MORE. I'M DONE. NO MAN'S FEELINGS OUTWEIGH MINE!

NO.

[Bronwyn Millar @gingerhaderach]

When I was 15 one of the boys in my class saw a tampon in my pencil case. He snatched it and they tossed it around the class, jeering at me. They even brought my business ed teacher in on the fun, told him I was bleeding and he tossed a tube of lip balm at me and told me to "plug myself up". I can't fathom what kind of numbnut thinks girls would be ok sharing restrooms with boys.

We have a right to dignity, privacy and safety and it beggars belief that we are STILL FIGHTING THESE FUCKING BATTLES IN 2026.

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@SabirahLohn The lace across her throat, I don't love it.

But she looks happy, and that's the most important thing. 💜

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@SabirahLohn Oh, I love that dress SO MUCH!

Why am I a sad Aussie drinking tequila and lemon squash in bear pants while my dog snores? I want to be wearing a pretty frock and going to a royal wedding with my adoring husband, dammit!

Fate, you stuffed up and I'm really NOT HAPPY. 😠

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@vbspurs I try to be a little less evil in mine than he is. 😆

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@vbspurs It's a bit rough, it was my first attempt. My next will have pockets. They're so warm and comfy, I'll end up with a dozen, I fear.

I told my daughter if I want to dress like I'm at a costume party every day, I will, now that I'm too old to care what people think! 😄

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@vbspurs YES! Bring back capes, and when you can't find one you want to buy, make your own!

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@London_W4 Are they photos of banned people, on that wall above the screen? I'm intrigued.

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@sanderling68 Oh dear, @cowincrisis. Oh dear.

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@vbspurs Love your work! I'm really enjoying Toria's story.

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@sanderling68 😆

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@London_W4 And you landed there kinda by accident? Serendipity FTW!

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@DisaffectedPod I am so tired of taking calls from allegedly professional women use cutesy uptalk? At the end of every sentence? And have to consult with their equally ditsy female colleague? And giggle throughout?

While we discuss the welfare of the children whose mother has been sectioned. 🙄

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@disalryl69 @TziporahMalkah I have no knowledge of this incident. But I take calls every shift about Aboriginal youth in that area not exactly complying with social mores, if you get my drift.

I just hope the perpetrator is in a world of pain right now, and the home-owners are okay.

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@ReviewsPossum Truth.

What's the difference between a Child Protection caseworker and a pitbull?

You might get some of your kid back from the pitbull.

(That's my best mate's favourite joke. She's a Child Protection caseworker.)

[Malibu Stacey @zdacey]

@uricohenisrael There had better be more food on the way or I'm not staying! 😁