Zach Searcy

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

I would never say this to his face but Jalen Hurts is a wonderful person and a gifted athlete.

[ESPN @espn]

JALEN HURTS AND THE EAGLES DETHRONE MAHOMES AND THE CHIEFS 👑

The Lombardi Trophy is coming back to Philly 🦅

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

thinking about tua

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

@flashcash0 @SFCBush @austinsrandolph I mean, it's not like current rules are built around decades of trial and error. The CFB landscape is changing rapidly with NIL and the COVID-era transfer rules.

I think it's fair to look at Bama and Washington's situation and say that it might be time to revisit some rules.

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

@SFCBush @austinsrandolph @flashcash0 Then make the rule so that players can transfer wherever without restrictions in the next transfer window?

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

If any Alabama players are considering transferring out, please reach out to me first.

I don't have any connection to the program or insights, but I think I could strum up enough fake tears to make things really awkward if you tell me no.

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

that's it, I'm already done with 2024.

[Chris Low @Clowfb]

Nick Saban is retiring, sources tell ESPN. He won six national titles at Alabama.

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

Oh great, now I'm not going to have any voice when I attend jury duty on Monday. #ironbowl

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

@jaayidk how big were your wisdom teeth??

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

@goldsilvrwealth Good to know, I was debating whether or not that was something I could regift.

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

Maybe this is standard, but I love that my power provider thought to send me a birthday text today ♥️♥️

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

@goldsilvrwealth I told you that in confidence, Taylor

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

okay but I search for "the movie Taken" three times a week so I don't know what this proves

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Searches Carlee Russell did on her phone in the days/hours leading up to her disappearance:

"Do you have to pay for amber alerts"

"How to take money from a register"

"Birmingham bus station"

"One way ticket Birmingham to Nashville"

"The movie Taken"

"maximum age for amber alert"

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

While we're up in arms about Johnson & Johnson's greedy drug pricing, I'd also like to point out that they were able to create a tear-free shampoo formula and have YET to make it available for adults!

I have to cry every time I wash my hair just because I'm a 30 year old man?

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

@bhmlegion @FirstTake can you just dm me the news now? I'm far too impatient to wait an hour.

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

@arnettwill @SeanHayes That'll look great right next to his Host of the Year award.

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

Somebody sitting in First Class just offered to swap spots with me so they can sit next to their friend (I was *very* not in first class).

When getting ready to take off, the attendant told me to "just put your seat belt on when you're ready."

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

@courtneylesueur I've never been so sure about a ticket purchase before

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

omg

[Switchfoot @switchfoot]

The time has finally come! We're celebrating the 20th anniversary of The Beautiful Letdown by taking these songs on the road- playing the entire album front to back for the first time ever.

[Zach Searcy @zdsearcy]

@torcasm you can borrow mine if you need